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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHe's likely the first president to have his First Lady cheating on him
Embarrassingly, many presidents have had affairs. But has it ever gone the other way before now? How's that for a first by tangerine Mussolini?
They don't live in the same state and when they do they don't sleep in the same bed. Not only are tax payers funding her security, they are probably funding her boy toys on the side. My friend and I concluded that she must be sleeping with the security guards at chump tower to fill the void in her life.
I know, I know. Rumors abound. Just a thought.
jmg257
(11,996 posts)Probably see it on Palmer soon!
TexasTowelie
(112,248 posts)She is way too busy rubbing the caviar skin cream all over Barron to have a void in her life. One moment...that doesn't sound right.
Lochloosa
(16,066 posts)just saying.
TexasTowelie
(112,248 posts)I typed the sentence then I realized it could have another meaning.
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underpants
(182,829 posts)Does it? Man of the people that guy.
Dread Pirate Roberts
(1,896 posts)DemocratSinceBirth
(99,710 posts)What partner doesn't find a fifty inch waist, a spray tan, and an eight dimensional comb over an aphrodisiac?
Sex the Deplorable way, ooh la la....
Norbert9
(494 posts)Sanity Claws
(21,849 posts)samnsara
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pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)NCTraveler
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Alwaysna
(574 posts)mnhtnbb
(31,392 posts)underpants
(182,829 posts)Very funny and a looooong read.
SticksnStones
(2,108 posts)Tacky...unnecessary.
TMZ is thataway ------>
crazycatlady
(4,492 posts)From what I understand, Melania is trapped in Trump Tower just as the fairy tale princesses were trapped in the towers. She never had much freedom to have a life of her own.
Sanity Claws
(21,849 posts)HAB911
(8,904 posts)underpants
(182,829 posts)I'm not saying, I'm just saying
Javaman
(62,530 posts)gibraltar72
(7,506 posts)having an affair she just needs to be near her personal trainer!
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)Personally, I think that this kind of rumor-mongering should have no place on DU. You might disagree.
ksoze
(2,068 posts)liquid diamond
(1,917 posts)but there is no evidence of her being unfaithful.
dembotoz
(16,808 posts)See her as more locked in the tower of London..A nice jail but still a jail
Sunlei
(22,651 posts)cyberswede
(26,117 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)The same thing was said about Nancy Reagan and Frank Sinatra.
Who f-ing cares?
Norbert9
(494 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Apparently, the thread received notice since it contains one of the last posts of the recently deceased pinboy39er.
berksdem
(595 posts)nothing more than TMZ with a splash of Bernie vs HRC these days.
malchickiwick
(1,474 posts)Unworthy of DU too with the rumor mongering