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Norbert9

(494 posts)
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 07:17 AM Mar 2017

He's likely the first president to have his First Lady cheating on him

Embarrassingly, many presidents have had affairs. But has it ever gone the other way before now? How's that for a first by tangerine Mussolini?

They don't live in the same state and when they do they don't sleep in the same bed. Not only are tax payers funding her security, they are probably funding her boy toys on the side. My friend and I concluded that she must be sleeping with the security guards at chump tower to fill the void in her life.

I know, I know. Rumors abound. Just a thought.

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He's likely the first president to have his First Lady cheating on him (Original Post) Norbert9 Mar 2017 OP
Your friend and you starting rumors? Nice...did you tweet about it? jmg257 Mar 2017 #1
Nonsense. TexasTowelie Mar 2017 #2
Really bad visual.... Lochloosa Mar 2017 #6
My apologies. TexasTowelie Mar 2017 #8
This message was self-deleted by its author comradebillyboy Apr 2017 #26
Yes that little tidbit never gets old underpants Apr 2017 #30
Have you been watching old movies? Dread Pirate Roberts Mar 2017 #3
Can you imagine what "sleeping" with him must be like ? DemocratSinceBirth Mar 2017 #4
... Norbert9 Mar 2017 #7
I'll bet he farts in bed too Sanity Claws Apr 2017 #27
i thought the same thing!!! samnsara Mar 2017 #5
This message was self-deleted by its author Alwaysna Mar 2017 #9
Trash thread. nt pinboy3niner Mar 2017 #10
Solidarity. nt. NCTraveler Apr 2017 #25
This message was self-deleted by its author NurseJackie Mar 2017 #11
Somebody has predicted Trump will create a distraction regarding Melania and adultery. Alwaysna Mar 2017 #12
OMG, LOL after reading the link. mnhtnbb Mar 2017 #21
Mr. Yella Fella underpants Apr 2017 #35
Is this really the kind of thread suitable for DU? SticksnStones Mar 2017 #13
I don't see this happening crazycatlady Mar 2017 #14
We should start calling her Rapunzel Sanity Claws Apr 2017 #28
Mail Order Brides Cheat?! HAB911 Mar 2017 #15
His homegrown 2nd wife did underpants Apr 2017 #36
I bet she already is...nt Javaman Mar 2017 #16
She's not gibraltar72 Mar 2017 #17
What would make you assume that? MineralMan Mar 2017 #18
National Enquirer have a work from home day? ksoze Mar 2017 #19
I despise Melania and the rest of her family, liquid diamond Mar 2017 #20
The security reports to him dembotoz Mar 2017 #22
what a bunch of tabloid,crazy, deplorable-bullshit. Is that you shit-stirring a lie on DU Bannon? Sunlei Mar 2017 #23
Unrec. nt cyberswede Mar 2017 #24
oh give it a rest jberryhill Apr 2017 #29
You bumped a month old thread to say give it a rest? Rich. Norbert9 Apr 2017 #32
I did not realize it was a month old jberryhill Apr 2017 #33
this place has become... berksdem Apr 2017 #31
Well that is a rather naive headline, and more than a little sexist IMHO. malchickiwick Apr 2017 #34

TexasTowelie

(112,248 posts)
2. Nonsense.
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 07:24 AM
Mar 2017

She is way too busy rubbing the caviar skin cream all over Barron to have a void in her life. One moment...that doesn't sound right.

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DemocratSinceBirth

(99,710 posts)
4. Can you imagine what "sleeping" with him must be like ?
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 07:43 AM
Mar 2017

What partner doesn't find a fifty inch waist, a spray tan, and an eight dimensional comb over an aphrodisiac?


Sex the Deplorable way, ooh la la....

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crazycatlady

(4,492 posts)
14. I don't see this happening
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 08:15 AM
Mar 2017

From what I understand, Melania is trapped in Trump Tower just as the fairy tale princesses were trapped in the towers. She never had much freedom to have a life of her own.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
18. What would make you assume that?
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 09:25 AM
Mar 2017

Personally, I think that this kind of rumor-mongering should have no place on DU. You might disagree.

dembotoz

(16,808 posts)
22. The security reports to him
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 09:58 AM
Mar 2017

See her as more locked in the tower of London..A nice jail but still a jail

Sunlei

(22,651 posts)
23. what a bunch of tabloid,crazy, deplorable-bullshit. Is that you shit-stirring a lie on DU Bannon?
Fri Mar 31, 2017, 10:35 AM
Mar 2017
slow week for breibart fake news bannon?
 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
33. I did not realize it was a month old
Tue Apr 25, 2017, 04:23 PM
Apr 2017

Apparently, the thread received notice since it contains one of the last posts of the recently deceased pinboy39er.

malchickiwick

(1,474 posts)
34. Well that is a rather naive headline, and more than a little sexist IMHO.
Tue Apr 25, 2017, 04:32 PM
Apr 2017

Unworthy of DU too with the rumor mongering

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