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Initech

(100,080 posts)
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 09:24 PM Mar 2017

I saw the dumbest shirt earlier.

It said:

"Patriot Math:

If I have 10 guns and the government takes 5 of them, how many guns do I have left?

87

I lied about the 10 part."

So if this is sarcasm, they fail at it, hard. If this is supposed to be a joke, they fail at that too. On top of that, they also fail at math. And if you have that many guns and lie, not only do you have a problem, you should be put on a government watch list. And if you wear that shirt in public and think it's funny, you should be put on a government watch list. Whoever wore this shirt must be an Alex Jones fan.

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I saw the dumbest shirt earlier. (Original Post) Initech Mar 2017 OP
You are right that was stupid. gordianot Mar 2017 #1
And this guy wore this shirt at a bank! Initech Mar 2017 #8
He'll be selling old guns and ammo by the side of the road when Ilsa Mar 2017 #2
Typical white wing gunner. Hoyt Mar 2017 #3
"I Lied " Republican Motto Grassy Knoll Mar 2017 #4
They just can't stop lying can they? Initech Mar 2017 #7
gun humping coward Skittles Mar 2017 #5
All that when "Don't tread on me " would suffice. nocalflea Mar 2017 #6
I kind of like it a little. dawg Mar 2017 #9

Ilsa

(61,695 posts)
2. He'll be selling old guns and ammo by the side of the road when
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 09:33 PM
Mar 2017

He's too old and decrepit to work and his SSI deposit is too small.

Initech

(100,080 posts)
7. They just can't stop lying can they?
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 09:43 PM
Mar 2017

I'm reminded of a scene from Family Guy where Peter says "Why son everything I say is a lie! Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that."

nocalflea

(1,387 posts)
6. All that when "Don't tread on me " would suffice.
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 09:42 PM
Mar 2017

Not very effective messaging .Hope he has a day job.

dawg

(10,624 posts)
9. I kind of like it a little.
Thu Mar 30, 2017, 10:03 PM
Mar 2017

Sure, he sounds like a gun nut. But at least he's somewhat self aware.

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