"Trump did everything he could to pass the AHCA"

[SHRED]

That's what his surrogates are saying over the airwaves.

Who writes their jokes?

[Leghorn21]

1. A tweeter said, "He worked an entire lunchtime to get it passed!!". eom

[LOL Lib]

2. LULZ, he sure ain't very good at lawmaking then.

Try harder little Donnie the truck driver. TOOT TOOT!

[Phoenix61]

3. Except do the work

The actual work of learning about health care and insurance and the legislative process and.... But other than that, of course he did.

[elehhhhna]

4. It's true. For a 70-year-old part-time with no work ethic

[C_U_L8R]

5. What Democrats did he sit down with?

Didn't think so.

[Xipe Totec]

6. Did he try Ex-Lax? nt

[Gabi Hayes]

8. be WARNED! this is gross:

unless it's choklat barz

[Xipe Totec]

11. Evidently, he used it as a suppository. nt

[MrScorpio]

7. He tooted four times in his big rig instead of three

That's how you go the extra mile.

[KittyWampus]

9. He's a selfish, ignorant and lazy slob- so you're right. It's just laughable.

[MurrayDelph]

10. Actually, it's true

He held a rally for himself.
He bitched on Twitter.
He played Golf.
He pretended to drive a truck.



That IS all he can do!