What would the Secret Service do if Thump wanted to drive from DC to Mar-a-Lago in a truck ?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

President Toot Toot The Truck Driver- 3/23/17

The Deplorables would love it.

[MineralMan]

1. Escort him with a huge motorcade and use a rolling

shut-down of all road access before, during and after the motorcade passes.

However, I'm pretty sure that Trump could not drive such a truck.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

3. He might actually believe all you have to do is get in and put your foot on the gas.

[usedtobedemgurl]

6. No one knew actually driving a truck could be so complicated!

[Cairycat]

2. Even if he could drive a truck,

he would get bored after the first ten miles or so.

[Girard442]

11. Driving a truck from DC to FL would be more work than he's ever done. NT

[dalton99a]

4. Big mouth. Tiny hands. Lead foot.

Yeah, it would be a blast for them

[malaise]

5. Hopefully get out of the way

and let him drive into a swimming pool, ditch, pond, lake, river, gulf, sea or ocean

[Foamfollower]

7. I don't think Trump has ever driven a car in his life.

Let alone drive something like a truck.

[randr]

8. Give him a old beta Maps App

and wish him well.

[Brother Buzz]

9. Convoy, Baby!

This here's the Rubber Duck. I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4

[WePurrsevere]

10. They'd do their job and escort him right up until...

He drives the truck off a cliff and crashes in a ball of flame much like he's going to do to this country if we don't stop him and his Russian owned cabal.

[AgadorSparticus]

12. He would never ACTUALLY drive a truck. He is JUST a poser.

Like how he posed on the battleship.

Like how he's not really the president. He just likes to sit at the desk and have pictures taken.

[JTFrog]

13. Military parade all the way. nt

[3_Limes]

14. Put Chris Christie in charge of traffic control? n/m

[The Big Ragu]

15. They ripped apart Dukakis for wearing a helmet

They ripped apart Howard Dean for giving an excited yell

Why does this clown get pass after pass after pass after pass?