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From a friend on FB... and now the author.
John Luzar
https://www.facebook.com/john.luzar.9?fref=ts
We took a quick detour into The Wall Street Freaking Journal Editorial Board, who I assume are such shadowy figures as to be literally talking silhouettes, taking a shockingly large dump right in the middle of the president's breakfast cereal, calling him out for his serial lying and likening him to, I shit you not, an out-of-control alcoholic.
So we had a little laugh, and then another when a new approval rating poll got published, showing Dorito Mussolini is starting to lose support even among his White Male Mouth Breathing Base, and then settled in for an afternoon of increasingly futile whipping for the Mass Murder of the American Poor Act...excuse me, the AHCA.
The Freedom Caucus threw up their middle fingers, said "We ain't afraid of no 37% approval rating punk ass bitch, and we ain't voting for your bill because it doesn't kill the takers fast enough or hard enough for us, so eat our poo!" which in turn led to a number of centrists coming out with slightly more polite "no thank you" statements, and it looked like the AHCA would die a deserved and oh-so-sweetly-embarrassing death. Oh, and Paul Ryan had a bunch of protesters in wheelchairs arrested, GOOD LOOK, BRO.
And then Devin Pigfucking Nunes stumbled across what really seems to be routine intelligence collection that he misinterpreted as something sinister, and WITHOUT CONTACTING THE DEMOCRATS on the House Intelligence Committee which he chairs, called the press to throw a smoke bomb and scream "maybe SCROTUS was right and Obama DID tell the microwaves in Trump Tower to report back to him and shit," even though he had to admit that he didn't have proof and that nothing looked illegal at all and he seems to have talked about FISA warrants which is illegal in no small way and then as if that wasn't enough he WENT STRAIGHT TO THE WHITE HOUSE TO TELL THE PRESIDENT WHAT THE COMMITTEE INVESTIGATING HIM HAD LEARNED, which is the single most openly corrupt act in the history of congressional oversight, and did we mention that Nunes was on his transition team and is clearly using his position as the head of the investigating panel to protect the subjects of the investigation and that's insane and he STILL HASN'T SHOWN THE DOCUMENTS HE SAW TO THE DEMOCRATS ON THE PANEL WHAT THE FUCK.
And so now, the Nunes story is so much bigger than the Manafort story that the Manafort story is like a filet mignon slider and the Nunes story is the porterhouse where if you eat it you get your name on a plaque in the steakhouse lobby which is insane because this morning the Manafort story looked like a porterhouse sandwich where instead of bread you have two more porterhouses so seriously what the fuck is going on here? People all over the place are calling for Nunes to step down and of course he needs to but who knows what the rules are anymore?
Meanwhile, in an effort to placate the feces-flinging toddlers in the Freedom Caucus, apparently Paul Ryan is promising changes to AHCA that would almost certainly run afoul of the rules of the reconciliation process and god knows the people in charge have no respect for any rules whatsoever so god knows what happens on that front. And just at that moment the Koch brothers said "Hey muthafuckas, if you wanna vote against that AHCA bill we hate so much, you can have ALL THE MONEY for your reelection in 2018," which frankly I think some democrats should take them up on.
AND THEN JUST WHEN YOU WERE LOSING YOUR MIND AT HOW BATGUANO NUCKING FUTZ THIS DAY HAS BEEN...you get that little CNN push notification saying the FBI is investigating whether people associated with the Shart campaign ACTIVELY COLLUDED WITH RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE AGENTS and that they've got evidence that leads them to think "Yuh huh it looks like they did," which is what New Liberal Superbadazz Adam Schiff kind of alluded to earlier in the day and that is the BALLGAME if they end up with the goods. THE BALLGAME. And meanwhile in the background the guy the FBI is looking at for being installed by Russian intelligence has appointed a Justice to the Supreme Goddamn Court of the United Goddamn States and that doesn't seem right, does it?
And even John McCain is like "Fuck it, we clearly can't be trusted to handle this shit in congress, fucking call Batman or something I am too old for this shit."
And that, my friends, is why this is the most insane day in American politics that I have ever witnessed. Holy shit y'all.
ADDENDUM: BUT THE REAL STORY IS THE LEAKS, RIGHT?"
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,839 posts)babylonsister
(171,091 posts)Anyone who thinks this is taking too long isn't paying attention. It's hard to keep up!
Grammy23
(5,813 posts)The suspence of where this is going, who will fall and what other surprises we have ahead of us is killing us. Now that we are pretty sure tRump will go down in flames, we're ready to get the show on the road! Live TV coverage in real time, please!
calimary
(81,467 posts)More please!
MineralMan
(146,331 posts)Kber
(5,043 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Seriously, that is a great summary. So many wheels coming off the bus, the passengers are outside pushing it along.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Don't underestimate the long-term effects of a good night's sleep.[/center][/font][hr]
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)Luciferous
(6,085 posts)mnhtnbb
(31,404 posts)Hugo24601
(45 posts)pnwest
(3,266 posts)elfin
(6,262 posts)or is one of his star students. Thanks for posting this.
orangecrush
(19,617 posts)Spot on.
yallerdawg
(16,104 posts)"What's next?" could become our new mantra.
babylonsister
(171,091 posts)KingCharlemagne
(7,908 posts)was coming next. I half-expected news of an indictment by day's end. It truly was an amazing day, though.
ms liberty
(8,597 posts)Augiedog
(2,548 posts)mzteaze
(448 posts)Had to laugh even John McCain throwing up his hands in disgust.
What makes this even funnier (to me at least) was reading this morning that the "unmask" info might have been an intentional setup & Nunes clearly fell for the bait. A plausible theory considering the specific line of questioning about masking / unmasking at Monday's hearing.
dchill
(38,532 posts)MMAPA. Best among a treasure trove of new nicknames. "Shart" is a close second - truly describes the Trump M/O.
I had to look it up, totally new to my lexicon of slang.
And is "spot" on!
ffr
(22,671 posts)And by Friday the real news dump will hit and it'll be ten times worse than the previous two days combined.
Worst possible president every possible. Someone wake me from this nightmare. PLEASE!!!
dae
(3,396 posts)so I can subscribe, or follow!
I can do away with everything else I read and have a chuckle while crying in my beer. ✌🏼🖖🏼
babylonsister
(171,091 posts)don't even know who wrote this but can try to find out for both of us!
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)Whoever the writer is, he/she should be heard widely! That was AWESOME. Bookmarked to share.
babylonsister
(171,091 posts)John Luzar and this is his page on FB. I just sent a friend's request and hope to tell him why.
https://www.facebook.com/john.luzar.9?fref=ts
dae
(3,396 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)WiffenPoof
(2,404 posts)Still laughing at the "feces-flinging toddlers of the freedom caucus."
ismnotwasm
(42,011 posts)underpants
(182,879 posts)SunSeeker
(51,698 posts)Docreed2003
(16,875 posts)niyad
(113,556 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)tblue37
(65,488 posts)nolabear
(41,991 posts)48lowes
(16 posts)succinct
1. Characterized by clear, precise expression in few words; concise and terse: a succinct reply; a succinct style.
I believe this is the best summation I've ever seen.
lark
(23,156 posts)I was so upset when this came out yesterday I could just about puke. Oh my freaking goddess, a Chair of the Intelligence Committee gets ahold of secret information then runs, not walks, to divulge the information to the person being investigated!!!! WTF!!! I just felt so hopeless, that there was no changing this trajectory and America will be a full blown Nazi like dictatorship before 4 years are up and Russia will be the pre-emenient world power and have invaded many countries while we did nothing to stop them. Nobody will do anything to stop this treason, since only Congress has the power and most of them are complicit. The Repugs of Nixon's days are long gone and these teahadist Russia first assholes are going to kill us, for their own perceived personal profit.
I still feel bleak, even though a few Repugs are admitting to the craziness that happened yesterday. However, the RNC is all over this, openly gloating that Obama actually did wiretap Drumpf! At this point, I don't know WTF is going to happen, and wish I didn't feel like the worst is yet to come, and nothing good will happen to deter us from the path of total destruction of the working class. I pray I'm wrong.
rivegauche
(601 posts)In my opinion there is no going back to "reasonableness" or decency in DC after this shit show. The RWNJs, led by Chump, have gone too far. They've normalized corruption and criminality, because so many stinking brainless hypocrite repugs are happy to go along with it. I truly despair of the survival of this country after this atrocity of an administration.
Hekate
(90,793 posts)rivegauche
(601 posts)So perfect, beautifully written and witty. Your friend needs a much bigger platform than fb, he or she is a wonderful writer.
bora13
(860 posts)that was frikkin awesome!
joanbarnes
(1,723 posts)malthaussen
(17,216 posts)GliderGuider
(21,088 posts)I almost choked trying to keep from laughing out loud here in my cubicle!!!
woodchuck mom
(16 posts)Of course I was laughing which is why I initially read White Male mouth breathing base as White Whale ....
But Ahab is indeed beckoning, no? A big orange Ahab, no less.
BlueJac
(7,838 posts)then the leaks!!! Fucking insane, great synopsis of today's events.
StrictlyRockers
(3,855 posts)Sweet, sweet poetry with every syllable.
heaven05
(18,124 posts)CousinIT
(9,257 posts)in just one day with these GOP evil clowns in charge. Like that post, it's funny but also scary as hell. The writer captured that perfectly.
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kerry-is-my-prez
(8,133 posts)Mc Mike
(9,115 posts)But it's like Raygun kept saying, during the depths of Iran-Contra. "You ain't seen nothing, yet."
And I caught that repug line about the leaks. The story isn't about the repugs selling us out to our most dangerous global adversary, over and over again. The real story is "How dare the national security people monitor our Russian buddies and catch us selling the US out to them?"
If they weren't doing treasonous deals with the russians, there was zero to monitor and leak, there is no intel to leak, so no threat to our security from 'leaked intel'. If there IS leaked intel, that means that dRumpf and the repugs were in bed with the russians, so the threat to national security comes from repug treason, not 'illegal' reports that there is evidence of repug treason.
They're such lying treasonous swine.
TheFerret
(631 posts)Thanks for the kind words, all.
babylonsister
(171,091 posts)so glad to see you here, welcome to DU, and keep them coming!
TheFerret
(631 posts)Got a new one, but I guess I have to post a bunch of comments before I can make a new post?
babylonsister
(171,091 posts)If you need help posting anything until you get there, I'd be happy to help and give you attribution.
Or yea, keep throwing in comments until you get there.
I can't wait!
TheFerret
(631 posts)Hopefully
babylonsister
(171,091 posts)TheFerret
(631 posts)I'll just keep replying to this post till they let me post new stuff I guess.
uppityperson
(115,679 posts)babylonsister
(171,091 posts)And you can reply to other posts, not just this one, if you want to.
TheFerret
(631 posts)?
babylonsister
(171,091 posts)I hope.
TexasTowelie
(112,422 posts)Welcome to DU.
After 10 posts you may post an OP.
babylonsister
(171,091 posts)VOX
(22,976 posts)Make of that what you will. Rachel Maddow made a big point of this on Thursday, I believe it was. She inferred that Ryan must have gone apeshit at Nunes for coming to him with this heavy load of political nitro, but that Ryan then likely directed Nunes' movements (so to speak) for the rest of that day.
Outstanding writing with an angry edge that's WELCOME! And welcome to DU. Keep punching!