Conservative Christian pastor: 'Anointed cake' turned gay man straight

[DonViejo]

By Alex Bollinger · Wednesday, March 22, 2017

A conservative Christian pastor claims that a group of prostitutes prayed over a cake and used it to turn a bar owner from gay to straight.

In a streaming video session captured by Right Wing Watch, pastor Lance Wallnau got a message from a woman who said she wanted to turn her son straight. Wallnau started telling a strange story about a cake that he prefaced with “I’m not saying this is going to work for you.”

Wallnau’s story is about a group of “hookers” who got “saved” by a fellow patron. They used to hang out at a bar whose owner was gay and “very adamantly anti-Christian.”

The sex workers baked a cake and prayed over it, making what Wallnau called “an anointed cake.” When the bar owner ate the cake, “the power of God hit him.” He got baptized and “delivered,” and Wallnau implies that there was a “spirit” that was inhabiting the bar owner’s body that left him when he got baptized.

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2017/03/conservative-christian-pastor-anointed-cake-turned-gay-man-straight

[longship]

1. Give this guy a bowl, a spoon, and some milk.

He is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

[retrowire]

2. Bake the gay away is the new phrase?

I kid. These people are just hilarious.

[jberryhill]

3. Aha! So those "Christian bakers" who refuse cakes for gay weddings are doing it wrong!

They should say "yes" and then make "anointed cakes" for those weddings.

[HughBeaumont]

4. It's just really fucking WEIRD that a stranger's sexuality matters SO MUCH to fundies.

Why is it SO IMPORTANT to them that everybody be hetero? That's like the HEIGHT of hubris.

[Initech]

9. Oh I know! They're like obsessed with this shit!

They really need to STFU and GTFO out of people's bedrooms.

[SwissTony]

13. And also, it just had to be prostitutes!!

Couldn't be female ministers or nuns or just good Christian women. It had to be prostitutes.

Pastor, would you like to make a confession...........or two?

[classof56]

5. It's so-called "preachers" like this who helped turn this lifelong baptist into an atheist

That and the self-identified "christians" who proclaimed tRump is god incarnate, just like Jesus.

[spanone]

6. Bwaahahahahaaa

even god must be laughing at these idjits

[Initech]

11. Nah, he's doing this.

[jmg257]

7. Maybe the hookers were REALLY hot.

[lame54]

8. Unless it was a Fudgy The Whale I'm not buying it

[Orrex]

16. What do you hate Cookie-Puss?

[Initech]

10. I think even God is face palming this one!

[NCTraveler]

12. Good pastor is about to find out....

There are times when you can have your cake and eat it too.

[JHan]

14. Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol..

[Odoreida]

15. Wait a minute ...

How do I make one that goes the other way?

[stopbush]

17. When you believe the make believe of the Bible, you can believe anything,

no matter how ignorant.

[Orrex]

18. There are many ways to anoint a cake #bitterbatter