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(50,955 posts)The Polack MSgt
(13,190 posts)Lil Missy
(17,865 posts)Solly Mack
(90,773 posts)Idiot.
Fla Dem
(23,692 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)He wins again.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Never stop having childhood dreams.[/center][/font][hr]
ChazInAz
(2,570 posts)democratisphere
(17,235 posts)DemocratSinceBirth
(99,710 posts)Maybe he just said he was a Deplorable and let the doctors and nurses fill in the blanks.
randome
(34,845 posts)I would think if you've spent more than a year in any ER, you probably see lots of re-runs.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Never stop having childhood dreams.[/center][/font][hr]
sarge43
(28,941 posts)was made memorable by the medics telling ER stories. "He works at the ammo dump?!" "Nope. Finance." "Jesus."
japple
(9,833 posts)rectum or the man who came into the OR with a bic pen stuck in his urethra. "I was just fooling around."
sarge43
(28,941 posts)by sticking a bottle rocket in number 2 and, yes, lit it.
progressoid
(49,991 posts)There are video compilations of men and women doing it like...
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Still In Wisconsin
(4,450 posts)My sister is an ER nurse... sees all manner of stuff like that.
japple
(9,833 posts)would turn up from time to time.
WhiteTara
(29,718 posts)this morning. These people are so stupid. Anyone who sticks a firecracker in their pants to look like a shooting dick, deserves the big burn!
JudyM
(29,251 posts)WhiteTara
(29,718 posts)in the end!
JudyM
(29,251 posts)CrispyQ
(36,478 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,670 posts)KittyWampus
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"HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!"
Leith
(7,809 posts)Didn't quite make it to runner-up.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)calimary
(81,323 posts)That's one helluva metaphor!
They'll find themselves thoroughly burned, and face down on the ground, when their embers of ardor die down.
Oh reality, thy name is Flame-out.
Moostache
(9,895 posts)The camera stays remarkably centered on him and steady throughout.
If my "friends" saw me doing something that stupid and then when it went THAT wrong KEPT FILMING it in perfect focus and center-frame, I would have been pissed...
Then again, my friends and I do not spend free time shoving explosives into our shorts and dancing around with them lit either...
ffr
(22,670 posts)Oh, boy.
Son, hasn't anyone ever taught you that nothing good ever comes after those two words?
Initech
(100,081 posts)dobleremolque
(492 posts)I'd learn never to have a cup of coffee at my lips when I click on these things in DU.....
LiberalLovinLug
(14,174 posts)LOL
ProfessorGAC
(65,077 posts)You know, if he hadn't had such small hands, there would be no room for that firework to fall inward like that.
Just sayin'
Still In Wisconsin
(4,450 posts)Excellent.
Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)Putin on a show!
JohnnyLib2
(11,212 posts)Other parts of me retreated from the image.....;