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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOBSERVATIONS FROM MY MICROWAVE, WHILE IT SPIES ON ME
Broti, once again, did not take the plastic off the Hot Pocket she tried to microwave. This would be a forgivable mistake (perhaps it was early in the morning and she was tending to other food, maybe on the stove), but it was 1:15 p.m., which means she had nowhere to report to and, therefore, all the time in the world to read the instructions on the Hot Pocket. Seriously, there are only, like, three instructions. One of them is to take the plastic off.
February 17, 2017:
It was late at night, and Broti thought that she could have it all (a mistake women often make, I am told). She thought that she could reheat leftovers while her Hulu ad played during the show she was watching, and she thought that she could go to the bathroom and make it back in time before I, her microwave, beeped my loudest. (I like to practice my scales only after midnight.) She did not make it, but instead frantically forgot to flush, quickly pulled out her food (like that would make a difference), and spilled it everywhere. The ads were over.
February 20, 2017:
Its been only five days and we had another Hot Pocket fiasco. . . .
February 27, 2017:
Today was an odd one. I understand that popcorn is always fickle. Theres the elusive popcorn button, which popcorn packages often beg you not to use. So, today, she put the popcorn in, and even though it clearly said on the bag (I guess I should have known better than to think shed read the bag), do not use popcorn button and listen closely for two-second pauses between pops, she still decided to take this time to listen very loudly to a song by the Spice Girls and specifically go against the instructions. Worst of all, when the butter splattered all over my inside, Broti acted surprised and yelled, Oh shit! Oh, shit, indeed, Broti. Oh, shit, indeed.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/observations-from-my-microwave-while-it-spies-on-me?mbid=social_facebook
JHan
(10,173 posts)(.. my fave mug cake recipe aside..)
BainsBane
(53,041 posts)The microwaves file reports about unattended spills.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)weird loud noise while running the only other thing it does since the day after inauguration day is that Obama's voice started to come through and we have some wonderful conversations. He told me to say hello to you all.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Honestly, the blender is where the real action is, anyway.
BainsBane
(53,041 posts)another appliance is the true culprit. http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=8791290
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)BainsBane
(53,041 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)worst Bromance EVER.
BainsBane
(53,041 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)The rest of us dont.
BainsBane
(53,041 posts)On one hand, no people deserve those kind of leaders. On the other, this country did elect that asshole, and that says something disturbing about us as a people.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,347 posts)and shout it to the world - complete transparency: http://www.democraticunderground.com/110312676
betsuni
(25,582 posts)If my convection oven could talk... I'm sure it hates me. It would tell Them everything, wouldn't even hesitate. It has all these buttons I'm supposed to push for cooking times: cookies, pizza, bread, cake, etc. But how does it know what size pizza? Could be little appetizer sizes or a big rectangular deep dish affair. I refuse to mindlessly push those buttons -- it can't tell me what to do.
Don't even get me started on electronic appliances that TALK BACK.
underpants
(182,861 posts)BainsBane
(53,041 posts)I loved it.