Michael (What's in your hand?") Savage Has Had It!!! . . . Please come CAPTION the little tosser!!!!

[skip fox]

Michael ("No nut's got anything on me&quot Savage is saying: "I'm going to tell you something nobody else would. . . . You won't hear this anywhere else. . . . Chief Justice (so-called) John Roberts is on medication for epilepsy that makes him functionally a doorstop. . . . He can't rub two thoughts together. . . . He's a slathering fool that needs help getting dressed. . . . . He was caught gumming the ankle of a clerk . . . His cartoon's on fire, like they say. His cow's on the lam, his dither's stuck on jam, his wetware's fried. . . That's the only way he would have voted for this act! Period. . . . You'd have to be out of your mind!"


on edit:
CAPTIONs at DU are creative, but we often try to channel the person's essence. Here I merely had to exaggerat the language of the following story in Huffington:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/28/michael-savage-john-roberts-epilepsy-medication_n_1636092.html

[malaise]

1. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

They're eating their own now.

[spanone]

2. well, mr savage, you should know about being 'out of your mind'

fuck off

[Paladin]

3. Looking Forward To DUers Joining Savage......

....in finding delight in epileptic seizures. It's already happened on at least one other thread. Absolutely shameful.......

[skip fox]

4. No delight here.

on edit:

To be clear the satire has 3 targets: Savage's twisted sense of what the medication's counterindication can do, his readiness to assign his vote to something abnormal, and his sense that there was no merit in the Act since "you'd have t be crazy, . . ." Etc.

Epilepsy only came in because it was the supposed foundation for Savage's stupidities (multiple).

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Pssst! Mr. Sewage - In his worst day he's not a sick as you.

Now grab some Charmin and wipe your chin.

[LaurenG]

6. I have no caption but he's using epilepsy against Roberts?

Such a cowardly out of control man, what a bully.

[skip fox]

8. He's certainly doing it. (See the Huffington Post story linked in the OP.)

[rurallib]

7. what shit would look like if it attained human form

[GoCubsGo]

9. That is an insult to shit.

Shit can be composted and used as fertilizer to make things grow. Savage is more like the useless, toxic sludge that is leftover from metals refining, like the crap that destroyed a town in Hungary a couple of years ago:

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/10/a_flood_of_toxic_sludge.html

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

10. Keep yammering, you fucking huckster!

[skip fox]

11. And _that's_ an insult to humanity!