From Russia With Love

[Cyrano]

A source of mine, whom I can't name, claims to have seen this email. I have no way of verifying the truth of this. But in the "new reality," do I really need to?

My Dear Donald:

Keep up the good work.

Your Close Comrade,

Vlad

[rzemanfl]

1. Some people report it's true. Others say it has a postscript-

P.S. Tinkles says she misses you and is tired of holding it.

[Cyrano]

2. I've heard there are pics. But who knows?

[rzemanfl]

4. It's what the Intelligence Community calls "wet work." n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

5. ...

Желтая река, написанная И.П. Ночной

[rzemanfl]

7. Nyet.

The author was I.P. Daily.

[Warren DeMontague]

8. I WAS ON MY WAY TO FIX IT!

Dammit.

Желтая река,
Написано
И.П. Ежедневно

Другая книга - ржавые кровати

[rzemanfl]

9. Russian is hard.

[Warren DeMontague]

10. which one?

Like, this guy looks kinda squishy, if you ask me.

[rzemanfl]

11. The language. n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

12. I know.

I was smartassin' again.

[lame54]

3. It must be true because I saw it on the internet

[Cyrano]

6. Yep. I have an acquaintance who

has a friend who knows someone who says that they may have also seen it.

[Cyrano]

13. So to get serious here. Don't we

really need to find out if there is a Trump/Russian connection?

Don't we really need to know if an American presidential election has been stolen (again)?

But this time by a foreign country.