Yanno . . . . if they're gunna put their hands on you, demand they put on fresh gloves.

[Stinky The Clown]

Be polite, of course (no one wants a TSA guy who holds your freedom of movement, to say nothing of your family jewels - in his hands to get all pissed off at you). But recognize that the gloves are there for YOUR protection, too, not just the protection of the GPD (Governmental Patter Downer). You don't want the GPD's cooties on you, nor the cooties of the last person he patted down.

Let's All Live In a Prophylactic World. <--- sung to the tune of Yellow Submarine.




The above was posted only half in jest.

[Adsos Letter]

1. Thanks a lot...

"Let's all live in a prophylactic world,
A prophylactic world,
A prophylactic world."

Now I've got that earworm stuck in my head...

[littlemissmartypants]

2. I feel your pain.

But I draw the line at body parts.

[littlemissmartypants]

3. Body condoms. nt