So, if I am understanding Drumpf correctly via Kellyanne,

[rzemanfl]

I should be asking the bank to prove to me I didn't make the million dollar deposit they claim I didn't make on Friday.

I am a millionaire, that's an alternative fact, so where is my money?

Staying sane in Trumpist Dumbfuckistan may not be a viable option.

[PsychoBabble]

1. Nice example. All that's missing is ...

timewarps and aliens .....

[rzemanfl]

2. Oh, I forgot to mention a space alien gave me some money. I went back to when I was nine years old

and deposited it. The rest is the magic of compound interest for sixty years.

[ProfessorGAC]

4. Wait A Minute

You told me that you went back to 1980 and invested in Apple stock! So which is it?

[rzemanfl]

6. There is an alternative me, he lies, ignore him until the restraining order comes through. n/t

[TexasProgresive]

7. Is a Nigerian prince another alt-you?

[rzemanfl]

9. He's my alt-cousin. n/t

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Oh, Well In That Case. . .

. . .i buy the whole story!

[dalton99a]

3. The Huckabee spawn went further: A possibility must be treated as a fact.

[rzemanfl]

5. Yay! I'm rich! n/t