Like diarreha, it runs in the family. . . . Please come CAPTION Sarah Huckabee Sanders!!!

[skip fox]

Sarah Huckabee (the Fairy Princess of nightmares) Sanders is saying: "Listen, Martha, when President Trump said it was a fact that Obama wiretapped him, he was being crystal clear. . . . If you can think outside of the left-wing media bubble for half a minute, you'd realize he meant that the reports of Obama's wiretapping were facts which means the possibly of being wiretapped by Obama was a fact, . . . and that pretty much says it all. . . I mean it's only logical: the possibility must be treated as a fact! . . . Therefore it's a fact. . . .How could he be any more clear?"


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Above CAPTION based on the following Raw Story story:

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/donald-trump-started-this-abc-host-goes-ballistic-on-sarah-huckabee-sanders-wiretapping-spin/

[RKP5637]

1. "Why? I inherited it!" n/t

[Lotusflower70]

2. Seriously?

“Look, I think he's going off of information that he's seen that has led him to believe that this is a very real potential."

Going off of information that has led him to believe in potential. Ok so no facts or proof here. Just ideas that reinforce what he wants to hear and believe. Spice boy uses that a lot in pressers, the President believes so and so. I don't remember ever hearing that from or about another President before regardless of party. Believe what you want but facts are important to your success. And feeding his beliefs without substance reinforces how unqualified he is. It also shows he is surrounded by enablers.

[skip fox]

7. I'm not quite understanding.

The CAPTION was a satire on Sanders' use of circular (or truncated) logic. In other words, a joke.

CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative sport, yet we often channel our subjects to have them say what they would like to say if they thought they cold get away with it or to expose the flaws in their thinking, the unrealized brutality of their opinions, etc. Satire.

[Lotusflower70]

8. Ok then

I was just commenting on her quote. I will post in another thread or feel free to just disregard.

[skip fox]

10. Now I see.

Her actual quote shows a flawed mentality or deliberate obfuscation.

[Lotusflower70]

11. It's ridiculous

Very true. She was tryibg to dodge and deflect. I might have been trying to post this in another thread. Early morning posting is hard sometimes lol.

[dembotoz]

3. Daddy trusts him and daddy told me he is never wrong..God told him that

[skip fox]

19. And Trump told God.

[dalton99a]

4. The possibility that Sarah Huckabee murdered three people last year must be treated as a fact!

Congress must investigate and find the evidence!

[Javaman]

5. please don't be distracted by this bullshit artist. she and the other dopes...

are trying to desperately change the conversation.

[BSdetect]

6. talk about cicuitous "logic" Hilarious

[skip fox]

9. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport

but we often try to chancel our subject's essence for satirical purposes (as I wrote above).

[underpants]

12. Yes I'm a White House spokesperson. Not the "Spicer everyday" kind

and not the Kellyanne free lance kind. I'm the kind that says complete nonsense so our believers will only hear what they want to.

I include my maiden name because that actually lends credibility in our circles. Also I don't anyone to think I'm an Osmond - I get that a lot.

Dad wanted me to mention how good Chik-fil-a is. Have you registered you vote of approval for Jesus by visiting a chick-fil-a this week?

[underpants]

14. ...oh and let me follow up ...CHIK-FIL-A

I wanted to make sure I got that out there.

[Mendocino]

13. Martha "What about bearing false witness ?"

Huckleberry "There is the little known 11th commandment: Party politics trump all before it."

[randome]

15. You missed an opportunity there, skip: "The possibility must be TWEETED as a fact!"

[hr][font color="blue"][center]All things in moderation, including moderation.[/center][/font][hr]

[dalton99a]

16. +1

[skip fox]

17. People have forfited their immortal souls for less.

[skip fox]

18. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is saying:

"I disagree, Martha, it's not a lie if I couldn't have possibly believe you'd swallow it. . . . See?"

[TheBlackAdder]

20. Top: "I SAID 'FACT' MORE THAN THREE TIMES..." Bottom: "THEREFORE, IT'S NOW A FACT!"

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True memes use caps lock, with setup text at top and the closer at the bottom!


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[Johonny]

21. We firmly believe Donald Trump's close personal friend John Miller's phone was bugged by Obama

This is just like White water gate if it had happened. I think it's a shocking revelation relative to what has been revealed so far in this riveting story. I know I was shocked. I want to assure your viewers, both of them, that we are having top people at the White House look into this story. Many of Trump's closest inner circle believe this story is actually true and two of them aren't imaginary either, probably.