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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTRUMP ORDERS ALL WHITE HOUSE PHONES COVERED IN TIN FOIL (Borrowitz)
TRUMP ORDERS ALL WHITE HOUSE PHONES COVERED IN TIN FOIL
By Andy Borowitz 12:06 P.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a frenzy of early-morning activity on Saturday, President Donald J. Trump ordered aides to immediately cover every phone in the White House with tin foil, White House sources confirmed.
According to the sources, Trump contacted staffers Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer at approximately 6 a.m. and instructed them to purchase enough tin foil to cover every phone in the building.
The President, still wearing his bathrobe after what was reportedly a sleepless night, personally supervised the tin-foil installation, sources said.
Wrap it tighter, he was heard bellowing at Conway.
After the installation was complete, Trump ordered the Secret Service to check every room in the White House for signs of former President Barack Obama.
Hes still here somewhere, I know it, Trump reportedly muttered.
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TRUMP ORDERS ALL WHITE HOUSE PHONES COVERED IN TIN FOIL (Borrowitz) (Original Post)
Lucinda
Mar 2017
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dchill
(38,502 posts)1. But they're such BEAUTIFUL phones!!!
lindysalsagal
(20,692 posts)2. This us going to be fun!
ffr
(22,670 posts)3. From Alcoa or from China?
I'm guessing it'll be from China with a paper label over it saying Made in USA.
LAS14
(13,783 posts)5. The trouble with the Trump era is you never know when stuff is true or satire!!!! nt
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)6. Holy Reynold's Wrap Batman!!
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,010 posts)7. K&R