and so a trump supporting relative I never talk to just called and

[luvMIdog]

she said " Why are you democrats trying to destroy the country!"

I said " I'm sorry I don't speak Russian you must have the wrong number."

[coco22]

1. Good one!

[gopiscrap]

2. Perfect response!!!

[HipChick]

3. K&R

[DDySiegs]

21. Putin her Place n/t

(Correction : Sorry, meant to post this as a response to the OP)

[littlemissmartypants]

53. Take care

When you play with words, they can pun-ish you.

[pinboy3niner]

4. I cracked up

[Doreen]

5. Oh, I just love it.

[bravenak]

6. LOL

I enjoyed this

[JawJaw]

67. Every time I see your sig animation, it makes me chuckle! n/t

[bravenak]

69. I want trump to see it one day, lol

[Applan]

7. Very funny!

I'm gonna use that one

[nikibatts]

8. Um, most Intel folks are GOP. It's not the Democrats trying to destroy the country. Tell her

it's Bannon and Miller trying to destroy the country. Isn't she paying attention?

[Chicago1980]

27. That's too long winded.

The initial comment was quick and to the point while being funny and sarcastic.

[IronLionZion]

29. Is that a fact?

How do you know the political views of Intel folks?

[Mars and Minerva]

9. Done this way there is no risk of them calling back to try again!

[ffr]

10. Where would she get that line of questioning, from TV?

Look out, when tRump calls on Fox Noise to revolt.

[alfredo]

37. They're already revolting.

[littlemissmartypants]

54. .

[Amaryllis]

65. THey've never not been revolting.

[Leghorn21]

11. I know a Russian word! "Spasibo" - it means "thank you", so I spasibo you for this most

excellent story, luv!!

[Cha]

12. Touche! I thought your relative was going to

say something like.. "Ok, you win.. I've had it with that traitorous asshole."

Really fox fake news brainwashed, eh?

[Ligyron]

22. Yeah, me too.

I thought they might have had a *revelation*.

But, it's hopeless with many of them.

[shenmue]

26. I was hoping that was it

[Cha]

31. Yeah, 'cause that's where we're coming from.. it's so Egregiously

Breaking the RULES.. Lying before Congress and all.

Link to tweet

yep they're drowning in brainwash.

[Alice11111]

48. "Drowing in brainwash"...good...not getting real news is a

huge problem, when half the country does not. We are amazed that they think the way they do, but if you look at the News they watch, it is obvious. Everything that goes wrong is Obama's or Hillary's fault. I check Fox on line to see how and what they are reporting. They igore anything damaging to DT or spin the story so the Dems are presented as the ones who are to blame. Fox is to the left
of many of these very strange groups...pure, unabashed propaganda. Unless they start getting real news, we will remained a brutally divided country.
I have my own set of relatives. OMG. TG I left home at 17, and I saw the light in elementary school. By 15, I saw the blazing sun in the darkness. They are even darker now...God, DT, and money.

[Cha]

49. I probably wouldn't like Pres Obama or Hillary very much if

I were a fake news fox truther.

Thank Goodness I'm not the brainwashable type just 'cause the flashy "news" station wants to think for me.

I had my chance in 1999.. I hadn't seen tv for a long time since I was on Kauai and we had a major hurricane that involved 5 years to rebuild our Island. Then I moved to upper state NY and bought a tv.. fox was one of the choices .. I thought.. "wow, they sure do news differently now.."

I lasted about 2 weeks and I could tell they were attempting brainwash and I hadn't even gotten into politics yet.. I got the hell outta there.

And, I heard much later from my son that my ex husband is a fox news truther.. My son was working on his father's house and told his dad he wouldn't work with fox on.. His dad said.. "it's all true" My son.. "no, it's not" I can see why that never would have worked out.

Good on you, Alice!

[Alice11111]

50. Good on us...and your son

[Cha]

51. Yeah, my daughter and her family too.. they don't do fake news.

Mahalo~

[kimbutgar]

13. Can you imagine that same persons outrage if It was proven Hillary collaborated with the

Russians to influence the election? I love your response. Next time you get that call ask them that question.

[TexasProgresive]

14. Perfecto!

[LoisB]

15. Perfect.

[C Moon]

16. Awesome!

[wryter2000]

17. LOL

Good one! I would never have thought that up so quickly.

[BumRushDaShow]

18. !!!!

DUzy!

On a related note, I was looking for some youtube videos of Sessions and some RW lunatic posted the CSPAN3 archive of Sessions' confirmation hearing and titled it "FAKE NEWS" and had this whole rant narrative associated with it.

The recorded broadcast from CSPAN of what had been a live hearing now dubbed "fake news".

[Ligyron]

25. They gotta be paying many of them to post that shit.

Be they Russian or American.

[Gabi Hayes]

34. vilkommen!

[catbyte]

19. Ouch, lol!

[mac56]

20. SCORCH

[Missn-Hitch]

23. Outstanding. Always end with Dasvidaniya. Cheers!

[LisaM]

24. Ha!

Of all the strange things in this entire trainwreck, the fact that people are taking the side of the Russians is the weirdest. Heck, I remember back in the late 1990s, some conservatives I knew (socially) rooted against the Red Wings for having "Commie" players, most of whom were defectors!

[Alice11111]

52. Yeah, it makes less since than voting against their own self interest and rallying against themselve

...rabidly pursuing the opposite ideology of McCarthism, but with the same vigor of defending themselves and the Russians. There are smelly rats infesting everything.

[Lifelong Protester]

28. Ooh, great! That's gonna leave a mark!!

[rury]

30. Good one!!

[Lady_Chat]

32. Haha! Love it!

Have some relatives I'd like to try that on! Thanks for the laugh

[dmr]

33. ROFLMAO - just woke the dogs laughing!

I don't speak Russian!


I can't believe the pass these so called patriots are giving the Russians. Shameful!

[whathehell]

35. Good one!

[Initech]

36. Oh snap!!!

[plimsoll]

38. I might have suggested that

falling off the wagon is understandable. But a diving face plant is gutsy.

[brewens]

39. "No speak Sputnik" is what I say! n/t

[Knicks007]

40. I'm clapping

for your excellent zinger! BRAVO!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

41. Nice!!!!

!

[Vermijelli]

42. lol

I'll take Things That Never Happened for $400, Alex.

[Amaryllis]

43. her question is scary becasue that is the mind set of those brainwashed by Faux, etc.

They believe all the fake news accusations and believe it is just Dems trying to destroy Trump.

[elleng]

44. HAHAHAHA!

P.S., Tell her (IF you want to follow up British and Dutch intel report Putin people and Trump people met in Europe throughout campaign.

Jaysus!

http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2017/03/british-dutch-passed-along-intel-about-meetings-between-trump-team-and-russia

American allies, including the British and the Dutch, had provided information describing meetings in European cities between Russian officials — and others close to Russia’s president, Vladimir V. Putin — and associates of President-elect Trump, according to three former American officials who requested anonymity in discussing classified intelligence. Separately, American intelligence agencies had intercepted communications of Russian officials, some of them within the Kremlin, discussing contacts with Mr. Trump’s associates.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028736757

[Mountain Mule]

45. To Russia with love!

Most excellent! I'd never have been able to come up with such a great reply on the spur of the moment. Good for you!

[elleng]

46. Lucky!

Crossed my laptop today!

[SunSeeker]

47. LOL

[lindysalsagal]

55. Must be nice to live in la la land.

Everything you hear on tv or radio or read in the paper is true.

That means you'll never be:
poor
old,
overweight
sick
grey
wrinkled
tired
arthritic
impotent
or ever have
bad breath
bo
or psoriasis
tax problems

because there's a purple pill that cures them all!!! Wonderful!!!

[King_Klonopin]

56. I assume that this is the Party talking-point being peddled by RW radio...

The Democrats want to destroy the country !!!!

My question right back at him/her would have been:

Why don't you Republicans want to save the country ????!!!!!

[mdbl]

57. Great Answer!

[keepthemhonestO]

58. that

was so funny! very great response.

[HughBeaumont]

59. Oh yes, it was just flotsam and jetsam before Orange Lincoln Rockwell came into power.

Pedophile Pol Pot will save us all!

Only Roadkill Benito Can Fix It!

I think Nixon's fans used to say that about him. How'd that work out?

[Nitram]

60. LOL!

[workinclasszero]

61. Hahahahahahaha!

You rock!

[lunatica]

62. She's suffering from mental vacancy

Do you think she got it?

[not fooled]

64. Anyone stupid enough to fall for dump's bs during the campaign

is likely stupid enough to keep being conned.

[El Mimbreno]

63. Just say nyet to trump. nt

[niyad]

66. excellent!!

[wordpix]

68. awesome response, think I'll borrow it

[Grins]

70. You should have inquired about her health care plan..

Seems it would have been the decent thing to do....

And that killing Obamacare will add $1Trillion to the debt. Who is destroying whom?

[adigal]

71. That is awesome!!! I am going to use it with my family!! LOL!!! nt

[Angry Dragon]

72. LOLOLOLOL