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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhere "Beauregard" becomes "Number 3480134." . . . Please come CAPTION Jeff Sessons!!!!
Jeff (Letter of the Law) Sessions is saying: " . . . but I'm not 'weaseling out' of anything! . . . To lie, you have to intend to lie. . . . You gotta think about it, . . .plan to do it, . . . wait for precisely the right moment, . . . then flat out go for it!. . . . What I said was spur of the moment. . . . How is that trying to 'weasel out' of anything?"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Washington Post story:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/03/02/jeff-sessionss-denials-of-contact-with-russians-are-falling-apart-quickly/?utm_term=.70bfb9e36065
Buckeyeblue
(5,499 posts)Blanks
(4,835 posts)RKP5637
(67,111 posts)malaise
(269,087 posts)blinking mess
oasis
(49,393 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)"Yeah. Sure. That's it. I was deep under cover. Wait, that doesn't...can we move on to something else?
[hr][font color="blue"][center]A ton of bricks, a ton of feathers, it's still gonna hurt.[/center][/font][hr]
skip fox
(19,359 posts)"Well, Senator, he likes it a lot of ways. . . . When you plant a big, fat smooch on one of those posterior cheeks, he squeals, and when you shove your face right up there and give him a helicopter, why, . . . you'd think he'd died and gone to heaven. . . . So the answer is, Senator, he really likes it, but he isn't particular."
Johonny
(20,856 posts)I can't recall meeting any Russians, I mean to clarify my remarks further, I met with Russians but only while wearing my Senator's cap and not my member of Trump's election team cap (The official make Session's great but also not a member of team anymore even though he was on the team by lying about it to FOX viewers' cap ((made in China)), to further clarify that, it was a woman's flower hat. Yellow, I believe to match my eyes. I mean I don't smoke pot or cross dress in my own time. Let me make this clear, Transsexual pot smokers forced me to lie about my Russian contacts while under oath. They must be destroyed.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)They might get stuck.
(You could be channeling these bozos for years.)
lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)Johonny
(20,856 posts)skip fox
(19,359 posts)"For one, I don't like prison food. Also my legs swell up with shackles."