Hey Kids! Join the Trump Youth Movement!
It'll be fun. It'll be exciting. You can help us root out the enemies of society, too, while you're at it. We need honest, youthful scouts to report on people who say subversive things or who are suspected to be anti-American. Join now, and we'll send you an official Trump Youth shirt and a free cell phone so you can text us about anyone you see who is doing dangerous things, talking out of turn, or who might even be illegal aliens plotting to destroy our beautiful nation. It's a tremendous opportunity, and we'll help you with valuable training in spotting enemies.
Sign up today, and we'll send you information on a special camp reserved just for patriotic young people like yourself. It's completely free, and you'll learn so much at camp. Meet other young people and share your love of country and spirit. Boys! Girls! Don't miss this opportunity to help your President eliminate the threats that are all around you. It's your patriotic duty to join us!
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