It snowed in St. Paul, MN, this morning. Therefore there is no climate change.
See, it snows in Minnesota in the Winter. It does that every year. And I'm damned tired of it, too. Logic would indicate that if the planet was warming, it would stop snowing here. Right? I mean, it was cold today, too. Things are normal here. Now, some say we had the warmest February on record, but everyone knows that thermometers weren't accurate way back when they were keeping those records. Am I wrong? It's cold today, isn't it? If there was warming as part of global climate change, wouldn't it be warm here? It's not warm. Hell, I just heard my furnace come on. You should see my natural gas bill, I mean.
Heaven knows, I'd like some damned warming. I didn't want to move here in the first place. If it warmed up, I wouldn't mind living here, now, would I? There's no damned climate change. I know it, because I had to put on a jacket this morning to shovel the damned snow off my driveway. So, lets stop talking about all that nonsense and figure out some way to get me back to California. Maybe I'll start one of those gofundme pages and people will help me get out of this freezing weather, dammit!
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