President Queeg

[Auggie]

Forget all other monikers. It's President Queeg.

[deminks]

1. Strawberries.

[Iggo]

2. THAT's what it is! Thank you!

I was thinking Nixon? No. The way I remember him, he could give it as well as take it in a face-to-face.

But this meltdown. This is fucking Queeg.

[Brother Buzz]

3. Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them.

They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers...

[Auggie]

7. Yeah, but substitute "strawberries" with "fake news"

[Brother Buzz]

8. Well, there you go

There are times I believe the orange anus is using a scrip right out of Mad Libs. With a little bit of free association you never know where where it will go. Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.

[TrekLuver]

4. Yes and Yes.

[Paladin]

5. THAT'S the image I got, watching trump today:

Humphrey Bogart as Captain Queeg in "The Caine Mutiny," coming apart at the seams. Genuinely appalling.

[kairos12]

6. I get it, but I refuse to put Humphrey Bogart and Twitler in the same sentence.

[progressoid]

9. Ha!!

Sadly, only a handful of Americans will get that reference.