"I practice speaking with a mouth full of t*rds." . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Spicer!!!

[skip fox]

Sean ("Poke me in the soft spot&quot Spicer is saying: "Listen. Let's get this straight. . . . Let's lay it all out. . . . Number one: we're not certain it was the Russians who did the hacking of the DNC in the first place. . . . And even if it was the Russians, we don't know they were trying to sway the elections for President Trump. . . . And even if we believe the Trump haters who claim Russia was trying to sway the election our way (and remember, members of these 17 agencies were staffed by the Obama administration), we don't know of any proof of contacts between the Trump team and Russians. . . . And even if the leaked so-called proof of multiple contacts between Trump's people and the Russians proves to be the case, which we very highly, most strongly doubt, that doesn't mean there was any collusion concerning leaked materials or the up-coming the election . . . . Surely even you can see that's a lot to swallow!!! . . . Hell, they could have been talking about a future beauty pageant . . . or Putin's handicap."

[randome]

1. "Whiffle-ball. A kind of thimble on top of the dresser in the basement. Carrots and humanity."

"Thank you. No more questions, please. I think I left my head in the mirror."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Aspire to inspire.[/center][/font][hr]

[underpants]

2. LOL

[skip fox]

6. "I think I left my head in the mirror" is extremely good.

Is it yours?

[underpants]

3. Okay, let's go to one of our Skype questions. 400 pound guy in his parents basement

400 pound guy: I hacked into Trumps phone and bzzzzzkkrrtppppzzz



Spicer: okay. We seem to have lost that link

[pinboy3niner]

4. Is it real or is it McCarthyex?

[skip fox]

5. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative sport.

n/t