Able was I ere I saw Elba...

[RobertDevereaux]

A certain scoundrel whose name shall not befoul this posting PRETENDS to be Leader of the Free World.

It's OUR job as Americans who love their country to press for his immediate impeachment and removal.

Let's follow that by exile.

I understand the island of Elba might be receptive. They've been known to take tiny men with God complexes before.

[brooklynite]

1. Bear in mind that Napoleon escaped Elba after being exiled there.

[RobertDevereaux]

2. Right you are!

Let's change it to Saint Helena.

THAT oughta hold him!

[Bucky]

4. and give him a British doctor

just in case

[anarch]

3. how about we find a nice expanse of land somewhere

and just let von Clownstick and his base/minions all move there and exist as a new, separate nation-state--"God's Dominion," they could call it. Maybe out west someplace, perhaps in or near the Nevada National Security Site (which would be perfect since there's already extremely strong border security). They can have it all to themselves, and run it as they see fit--no government overreach! No Muslims allowed! No social welfare programs! No taxes...we could carve out a portion of the current "defense" budget to help get things started for them, that's only fair, and then from that point they can create all sorts of jobs for their population since they are the job-creators and all, and just have it all their way.

Since they'll evidently believe anything, we could corral them all in there by telling them that's where Jesus wants them to live now.

[Tree-Hugger]

5. How about....

....a Chinese sweatshop manufacturing his daughter's fully designs?

[Brother Buzz]

6. Bob

I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see god?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog