Borowitz: Trump says he has been treated very unfairly by people who wrote the constitution
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hinting darkly that “there’s something going on,” Donald J. Trump complained on Friday that he has been treated “very unfairly” by the people who wrote the United States Constitution.
“If the Constitution prevented me from doing one or two things, I’d chalk that up to bad luck,” he said. “But when literally everything I want to do is magically a violation of the Constitution, that’s very unfair and bad treatment.”
Lashing out at the document’s authors, Trump said that “America is a great country, but we have maybe the worst constitution writers in the world.”
A little more at link, including Trump's announcement that he's putting the writers of the constitution "on notice." 
I don't know how I would make it through the next four years without Borowitz and SNL.
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