Don't call him "Forty-Five."

[Binders Keepers]

Call him "Cuarenta Stinko."

[Orrex]

1. Whenever possible, I refer to him as Herr Trump

and his staff and cabinet are his ministers.

I will never refer to him by his title, which rhymes nicely with "Resident Chump."

[JHB]

2. I'm sticking with "Kremlin Don"

His boss deserves some credit, after all.

[jaxind]

3. I like...

I like "President Bannon," and then immediately saying, "Oh...I mean President Trump." Needs to be done each and every time!

[irisblue]

10. I have used President Bannon & puppet trump. nt

[Orsino]

4. V44.1a

Not ready for nationwide release.

[a kennedy]

5. I still love " * "

what would be a good sign, as I won't write his name. I'm thinking ? As in what the fawk is he doing. Whadaya think??

[GoCubsGo]

6. I call him "Comrade Trump."

Also, "Comrade Pussy Grabber", and "Comrade Golden Showers." And, "Kim-Jong Don."

[BigDemVoter]

7. I simply call him Pussy Grabber.

No "President" in front. . . .

[dembotoz]

8. i like the perv pres and i am just recently fond of the DTs

[demtenjeep]

9. blotus

is all he gets from me

that bloated fat phuc ignorant ass clown is too much to type

[Stellar]

12. BLOTUS works for me, yeah.

[ProudLib72]

11. Hows about

Don Small Crowds pussy grabbing sower of chaos constitution hating Russian confederate white supremacist enabling tweet ranting golden showers taking rapist mentally incompetent the first?

It's lengthy, I know, but we must strive to fit every facet of his wonderful character into his name.

[Jamaal510]

13. "Toupee Fiasco"

[canetoad]

14. Plain old DFT

Donald Fucking Trump.