Friend of mine needs some Twitter help (light-hearted)

[Orrex]

Disgusted by the recent actions and likely votes by the spineless PA Senator Pat Toomey, my friend has started tweeting odd little blurbs about him, gently asserting that there's something not quite right about him. Nothing overtly crude, and nothing that can cause a lawsuit, but her hope is to help people realize what a ridiculous ass he is, well overdue for retirement.

She's tagging these observations with #prettysurepat, and here are a few samples:

I'm pretty sure Pat Toomey is hollow on the inside. #prettysurepat

I'm pretty sure Pat Toomey is no Sandwich Artist. #prettysurepat

I'm pretty sure Pat Toomey doesn't have a favorite Girl Scout cookie. #prettysurepat

I'm pretty sure Pat Toomey has a nightlight. #prettysurepat

I'm pretty sure Pat Toomey wears Y-fronts. #prettysurepat

I'm pretty sure Pat Toomey's super power is collating. #prettysurepat

I'm pretty sure Pat Toomey pronounces "schedule" as "shedule". #prettysurepat

I'm pretty sure Pat Toomey doesn't spell words on his spoon with Alphabits. #prettysurepat

I'm pretty sure Pat Toomey eats chocolate bunnies feet first. #prettysurepat

I'm pretty sure Pat Toomey likes Necco Wafers. #prettysurepat

I'm pretty sure Pat Toomey heckles elementary school band concerts. #prettysurepat

And so on!

I asked her if it would be ok to mention her project here, and she gave a happy thumbs up. Feel free to tweet and retweet and so on, all in the noble quest to ridicule a bloated gasbag. The only requirements are that they not be too vulgar and that they include the hashtag #prettysurepat.


Thanks!

[TrekLuver]

1. I helped a sister out. I didn't curse.

[Orrex]

2. Thanks!

[Orrex]

3. kick for the daylight