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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Donald Trump fired the acting Attorney General, Sally Q. Yates, after learning that she had downloaded a copy of the United States Constitution to her computer, Trump told reporters on Monday night.
According to the Trump Administrations code of ethics, established by Steve Bannon, a counselor to the President, possessing, reading, or referring to the United States Constitution is a violation that is punishable by termination.
Suspecting that Yates was in breach of that rule, Bannon seized Yatess computer at the Justice Department and discovered that she had secretly downloaded a complete copy of the 1789 document.
Sally Yates was hatching a covert plot to require my actions to be in accordance with the Constitution, Trump said. We caught her red-handed.
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MontanaMama
(23,337 posts)Come and get me motherfucker.
http://constitutioncenter.org/media/files/constitution.pdf
redstatebluegirl
(12,265 posts)gave me when I was 14.
Gothmog
(145,554 posts)TrekLuver
(2,573 posts)IMPEACH HIM ON THOSE GROUNDS ALONE