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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLMAO - Roast of Steve Bannon is trending on Twitter.
I had a couple of good ones:
"$10 says Steve Bannon drives a cargo van with no windows."
"Steve Bannon is your racist uncle's racist uncle."
"Steve Bannon looks like the before picture in those pharmaceutical ads for plaque psoriasis."
Ilsa
(61,698 posts)C_U_L8R
(45,020 posts)Between his rank alcohol fumes and stale yellow lardishness,
he might combust in a mighty flaming fart
Initech
(100,102 posts)eleny
(46,166 posts)Initech
(100,102 posts)Where's Agent K when you need him?
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)bathroommonkey76
(3,827 posts)blue neen
(12,328 posts)who was a raging alcoholic. Actually, the worst one I ever met!
bathroommonkey76
(3,827 posts)blue neen
(12,328 posts)It was terrifying.
Bloodshot eyes, extremely red nose, broken blood vessels all over his face, big fat beer belly, unkempt appearance, unshaven.
Smelling of whiskey.
bathroommonkey76
(3,827 posts)blue neen
(12,328 posts)bathroommonkey76
(3,827 posts)hedda_foil
(16,375 posts)Charles Bukowski
(1,132 posts)Holy shit Bannon, are you and Trump having a race to see who can look more bloated and disheveled in public? It appears you're winning...and America is losing.
When did you go from Imperial Wizard to Imperial Butter?
Are you KKK or XXXL?
You're the only bigot who looks at a burning cross and thinks, "marshmallows".
What do you deny more Bannon - - the Holocaust, or your alcoholism?
Bannon, I'm not saying you're a racist, anti-semitic, hate-monger - - the whole fucking world is saying it.
FSogol
(45,526 posts)White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again
http://www.theonion.com/article/white-house-staff-reminded-place-lids-firmly-trash-55168
WASHINGTONFollowing a series of incidents that left food and used paper products scattered throughout the West Wing, White House staff were reminded Friday to place lids firmly on all trash cans after President Trumps senior advisor, Steve Bannon, got into the garbage again. Its imperative that everyone securely fasten their receptacles so as not to attract Mr. Bannon by the smell of rotting fruit or moldy bread, said White House chief usher Angella Reid, noting that Bannon was crafty and could work his way into almost any type of bin if there was even the smallest gap. Just last week, he tracked old coffee grounds through the Roosevelt Room and then left a pile of chicken bones under the Resolute desk. This problem is getting out of hand, so if everyone steps up, itll mean a lot less sweeping for all of us. Reid added that any staffers who encountered Bannon while he was feeding could attempt to shoo him away by loudly clapping their hands, but should not directly approach him, as he could be carrying some sort of disease.
Rest and great pic at:
http://www.theonion.com/article/white-house-staff-reminded-place-lids-firmly-trash-55168