The Kellyanne Conway meltdown transcribed.

[kstewart33]

Courtesy of Will Saletan, who transcribed a part of her interview with Chris Wallace this AM:

I spoke for 35 minutes on three network Sunday shows. You know what got picked? The fact that I said "alternative facts." Not the fact that I ripped a new one to some of those hosts...Not one silly political analyst and pundit who talked smack all day long about Donald Trump has been let go...Who's the first editorial writer - where's the first blogger that will be let go, that embarrassed his or her outlets?... The election was three months ago! None of them have been let go. If this were a real business, if the mainstream media were a thriving private-sector business that actually turned a profit... 20 percent of the people would be gone. They embarrassed, they failed to protect their shareholders and their board members and their colleagues. And yet we deal with them every single day. We turn the other cheek. If you're part of Team Trump, you walk around with these gaping, seeping wounds every single day. And that's fine. I believe in a full and fair press. I'm here every Sunday morning. I haven't slept in in months.

Now think about that. Any media figure who disagrees with Trump should be fired. And with a hugely, bigly dose of self pity.

Link: https://twitter.com/saletan

[Achilleaze]

1. Comrade KelleyAnne regrets that she and Comrade Casino are such losers

Who can blame her for sputtering idiotically? Tough nuts when you get busted for lying all the time.

[dhol82]

2. OMG! How does she come up with this shit?

Hope trump is paying her bigly. She does her job very well!

[rzemanfl]

3. I'm glad she's not sleeping. Bigly glad. Overjoyed in fact.

Makes my misery more bearable.

[Cirque du So-What]

5. Think that's bad, Ms. Conjob?

You ain't seen nuttin yet. I know better than to imagine that your conscience is fuckin wit ya, so get used to the realization that you are in for many sleepless nights.

[manicraven]

4. She's sure in a bubble, probably one created by "alternative facts." Acutally thinks the majority

of people should agree with her or get on board because the election was three months ago, despite the horrible actions they're taking. Thinks news people should be canned if they disagree with tRump's unAmerican executive orders.

Can't wait for her comeuppance and for proceedings that are surely coming.

[PatSeg]

6. So much for the big sweet smile

she plastered on throughout the entire campaign! And who are these Trump people who "turn the other cheek"? Also the press is supposed to report on the news, NOT protect shareholders lady.

Well, I have to admit she does look like she hasn't slept in months though. In that she appears to be truthful.

[leftstreet]

7. What are this rat-faced hag's qualifications?

Where'd she even come from? I'd never heard of her before

[Phoenix61]

8. Ok, the wounds are obviously not gaping or weeping enough

But I guess if you're one of the walking dead it doesn't really matter.

[rug]

9. I never heard a mouth described this way before.

If you're part of Team Trump, you walk around with these gaping, seeping wounds every single day.

[Leghorn21]

11. Well - HER mouth, apparently! Ewww! Fetch this woman a Band Aid, stat! n/t

[uponit7771]

19. +1

[underpants]

10. Uh... they are "a thriving private-sector business" that's the problem you miserable ahole

They are driven by profit so they follow Fox down rabbit holes

You, Kellyanne, are no longer in the private-sector. You are a GUBMINT employee. You know that, right?

[Turn CO Blue]

12. Ack, she can cry me a river. She is such a gollum. n/t

[mahina]

13. As we say in Hawaii, pua ting, you.

Pttthhhpppttt.

Good you don't sleep, you shouldn't. Why should we be the only ones. We didn't create this mess.

[VOX]

14. I want my putsch! I want my putsch! I was promised blood!

And all I got were these shitty alternative facts.

Cry me a river, toots. Then jump in with cement shoes.

[Maru Kitteh]

15. Spitting mad that they can't order journos fired or "dissapeared" like Putie-poot.

Also Kellyanne, those "gaping, seeping wounds" you're martyring yourself about? If you all want those to heal, you should put the knife down and stop cutting yourselves.

[Cha]

20. Gawd she's ugly rotting from the inside..

Link to tweet

[DeltaLitProf]

16. She lost the war for Trump's ear to Bannon

. . . as we know from his inclusion in the NSC meetings. She has not received the respect she believes she is due from Trump himself and is taking out her frustrations.

Now she's trying to get back in Trump's good graces by amping up her fascism toward media. It might work.

[mfcorey1]

17. You wanted the spotlight. You got it. Now stop complaining. If you did

not lie and pivot so much, you would get more respect.

[Cha]

18. Shut up, ms goebbles.. real Americans aren't interested in your

continuous line of BULLSHIT.

[Warren DeMontague]

21. Thats the meth, dear.

Ann coulter's health regimen in action.