Man, these are some really, really incompetent barbarians.

[byronius]

Posers. I could do a better job; I bet most people on this board, should they desire to try, could be much more effective villains.

They're at the gates! But they've misplaced the keys they were given. They're all set to rape and pillage! But the viagra has gone stale, and the hairdresser is late, so maybe tomorrow. Torture! Mayhem! All that is Green and Good in this world shall be put to the sword! But why is everyone saying hurtful things? What about their feelings?

RAAAAARRRGH! Tweet tweet tweet. Discuss discuss discuss. How can we blame everything on the Democrats so people will still like us?

Really, guys, if you're going to do this thing right, just do it already. But the truth is, they're not tough-as-nails barbarians, just scared little children who put on a good mean face and trash talk like that twelve year old bully who threw your homework in the creek. All Republicans are like that. Just like those overweight Libertarians with asthma who dream they're going to be the alpha males after the Libertarian Apocaplypse.

They'll be snacks, is what they'll be. Just like these snarling macho barbarians will all turn into whiny mice when the lashback comes.

Real macho manly warriors respect women, love democracy, and want to kick Russia where the vodka leaks out. And that means Us. These pretend warriors have woken up the Actual Warriors in our little village, and they should be afraid of what's coming for them.

[Warpy]

1. They're all in "hitting back" mode

meaning they're hitting back at all the people who put a black guy into THEIR presidency for eight years.

It's going to blow up in their little piggy faces soon. It's going to get worse before it will get any better, though, that party has been living for SPITE ever since Nixon was kicked out.

[onethatcares]

2. the bottom line is

they don't want to give up that cushy job and all the perks. Noooooooo, they want to talk tough and act like the baddest assshole in high school.

But they have things to hide, and things that they like and they are so afraid of having to work for a living instead of being on the teat of the government they disrespect so bad.