Trump Enraged as Mexican President Meets with Meryl Streep Instead

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s personal war with Mexico escalated further on Friday after Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancelled his meeting with Trump and scheduled one with Meryl Streep instead.

“The American people are a great people, and no one personifies that greatness better than Meryl Streep,” Peña Nieto said in an official statement.

The summit with Streep was widely seen as a prelude to Mexico establishing full diplomatic relations with the Academy Award-winning actress.

At the White House, Trump’s advisers were reportedly considering a host of retaliatory measures, including Steve Bannon’s proposal that the President of Mexico be told to “shut up.”

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[bdamomma]

1. just shows

the guy has no diplomacy, doesn't know what it is.

No offense to Meryl

[Vinca]

2. It's hard to tell Borowitz from real news anymore. LOL.

[TheBlackAdder]

9. I know, really! It's like you read it and say, "Yep! I can see Trump doing that!"

[forgotmylogin]

3. AhahahaahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA!

At the White House, Trump’s advisers were reportedly considering a host of retaliatory measures, including Steve Bannon’s proposal that the President of Mexico be told to “shut up.”

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAAHAHAHAHAH!HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(thump to floor)
HAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
(doppler effect due to rolling)
AAAAHAHAHAhahahahahHAHAHAHAahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Breaking news: Bannon promoted to head the Department of Shut-Uppery.

[Tanuki]

4. I wish.....oh, how I wish.....

[mitch96]

5. Watch Pea Nieto establish Diplomatic Relations

with California, Arizona and New Mexico....... just to piss der tRumpenFührer off.......
I think he would explode!!

m

[Baitball Blogger]

6. Oh, someone please contact Meryl Streep and make this real.

[OnDoutside]

7. +1, it would be so funny.

[Baitball Blogger]

8. On second thought, maybe not. The Right will Jane Fonda her.

[Gothmog]

10. I love Andy Borowitz