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'It is now illegal to ejaculate' (Original Post) bigtree Jan 2017 OP
WhoooPEE* Achilleaze Jan 2017 #1
i um.....raise my hand in defiance dembotoz Jan 2017 #2
Impossible to enforce. They'll never catch me! Buckeye_Democrat Jan 2017 #3
Jerk offs. Throck Jan 2017 #4
Dang it DiverDave Jan 2017 #9
WTF is this now? SledDriver Jan 2017 #5
it's satire bigtree Jan 2017 #6
I'm not too quick on the uptake this AM, apologies SledDriver Jan 2017 #8
I'm protesting. mahatmakanejeeves Jan 2017 #7
What a penile, er, I mean, peurile, conception. randome Jan 2017 #10
From my cold, dead hands. Dr. Strange Jan 2017 #11
On July 1, 2017, all forms of male birth control become illegal. Most NCjack Jan 2017 #12
In a related headline True Dough Jan 2017 #13

Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)
1. WhoooPEE*
Fri Jan 27, 2017, 09:58 AM
Jan 2017

Oh wait, that's an ejaculation, isn't it. My bad.

* Standard ejaculatory remark of Illegitimate KGOP Regime, Inc.

DiverDave

(4,886 posts)
9. Dang it
Fri Jan 27, 2017, 10:24 AM
Jan 2017

I have a cough from a cold, and the laugh started, then the coughs.
After the fit, I really laughed
I'm chuckling still as I type this.
Bad throck, BAD THROCK
Thanks for the laugh

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
10. What a penile, er, I mean, peurile, conception.
Fri Jan 27, 2017, 10:28 AM
Jan 2017

[hr][font color="blue"][center]“If you're not committed to anything, you're just taking up space.”
Gregory Peck, Mirage (1965)
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NCjack

(10,279 posts)
12. On July 1, 2017, all forms of male birth control become illegal. Most
Fri Jan 27, 2017, 11:40 AM
Jan 2017

Planned Parenthood clinics are overwhelmed by lines of several thousand per day, due to men requesting vasectomies prior to the law coming into effect. To gain entrance to the clinics, men must pass through a gauntlet of irrational women, screaming vulgar insults and bible verses, and even hurling dog feces at them. Some of the women protestors were openly carrying firearms. The local authorities have assigned female police officers to protect the humbled men, but they mainly stepped away from the crowd to eat doughnuts (supplied by the protestors) and smoke cigarettes. None of the protestors were arrested. Several men made menacing moves toward the protestors, and the FCOPs (Female Cops) used their batons to force them back into the lined-off walkway to the entrance. One man in line turned back, and he was embraced by the female protestors and given a bible, a white rose, and literature that described counseling on the joy of unplanned families.

The nation's medical records are being searched to find men who have gotten vasectomies. Those discovered must submit to reversal surgery, and if unsuccessful, must pay an annual fee equal to their federal and state income taxes. The purpose of these fees is to reimburse the government for taxes never paid by the never born.

Out-going Pres. Trump expressed shock at the sudden hostility being expressed by women toward men and specifically toward him, Speaker Ryan, and Majority Leader McConnel. He tweeted: "Why? I don't understand? If they were unhappy, why didn't they speak up? Sad."

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