Just curious, why does Trump always speak with his tiny fingers when he knows

[smirkymonkey]

everyone makes fun of them? Have you ever seen a speech of him where he hasn't used his hands in front or on the side of his face? You would think he would be insecure about it. I am more and more aware of his stubby little fingers each time I see him speak.

If I were him I would keep my hands as hidden as possible. Discuss.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. He thinks his hands are YUUGE.

[smirkymonkey]

4. I don't think I would have known exactly how small they were if he

didn't keep flashing them. It's almost like he is begging us to make fun of him.

[hells]

2. In his mind he has the longest fingers and is just bragging about it

[smirkymonkey]

6. Which only proves that he is completely delusional.

Those are the shortest, stubbiest fingers I have ever seen!

[HipChick]

3. I cannot repeat what my mother says about them..

shocked I tell ya..

[wcmagumba]

5. The constant...

little sort of ok sign thing he does with his right hand really drives me nuts....looks so weird with the tiny tiny hands and constant repetition, very un-natural...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Compare your hands to Trump's using this template:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/how-small-are-trumps-hands-916593

My hands are slightly larger - 5'7" female.

[smirkymonkey]

8. I have surgeons hands next to his.

But why does he advertise his worst physical trait?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. He doesn't accept that he has any flaws, physical or otherwise.

If he were to honestly acknowledge what he really looks like he'd go on a diet, stop dying his hair traffic-hazard yellow, stop spray-painting his face orange, get plastic surgery for his neck wattles, and tie his ties properly. He must think his hands are magnificently yuuge and manly, which he certainly believes about his dick as well. But considering his paunch he probably hasn't even seen that in years. He must have a magic mirror like the wicked witch in Snow White. "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the yuugest of them all?"

[smirkymonkey]

13. It amazes me that someone so unappealing can think of himself as being attractive.

I think that is just another sign that he is completely mentally ill.

[Lucinda]

16. His fingers are fatter but hand size is the same as mine 5'4" female

[Buckeye_Democrat]

17. Here's the PDF link within your link.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/custom/Meena/TrumpsHand-outline.pdf

Wow! After I got the scale matched to a ruler and compared, my hand is 'yuuuge' compared to his!

I never really expected his hands to be THAT small! Especially not for someone that's 6'2" tall!

[Buckeye_Democrat]

18. His fingers are kind of "effeminate" too.

Maybe it's bogus, but I remember reading years ago that men tend to have longer ring fingers than index fingers. Women tend to have ring and index fingers about the same length.

Trump's ring and index fingers look about the same length.

[True Dough]

9. A sequence for the sake of illustration

[smirkymonkey]

14. Exhibit A, B and C.

I rest my case.

[dalton99a]

10. Because he's a crazy spastic rat on meth

[SammyWinstonJack]

12. Heh

[Generic Other]

15. It's his pussy grabbing reflex

Looking for some lady parts to grope.

[Maru Kitteh]

19. Because he's decided they are actually big, beautiful hands.

Seriously.

Plus, he's insecure about a LOT of things. He can't keep them all in his pockets.

[demigoddess]

20. looks to me like his life line on his hand is pretty short too

is there a palm reader in the DU?

[smirkymonkey]

21. Hah! Let's hope!

Given his diet and his age, I can't imagine that he will last much longer.