U Up? Drunk calling Obama to see why he left us.

[mfcorey1]

Me: U up?

Me: Look, I know it’s officially over and I respect that

Me: But I really think we made a mistake

Me: And that things could be amazing if you didn’t actually leave

Barack: It’s 3 a.m.

Me: I’m sorry.

Me: I know you’re on vacation

Me: Which you totally deserve, btw

Barack: Look—we had an incredible eight years together.

Me: More if you count your time in the Senate . . . like twelve years together

Barack: We weren’t official then.

Me: We basically were

Me: I was looking at photos of you today and just flat-out crying

Me: You’re so good with kids!!!!

Barack: You knew this would be tough at first. Transitions are never simple.

Me: I miss you so bad

Me: Things without you really really suck

Barack: Does someone else have your car keys?

Me: Yes

Barack: Good.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/u-up

[shenmue]

1. Haaaaaaaaaaaa

[Lucinda]

2. KNR

[uponit7771]

3. Yeap, at some point Obama's gonna realize we're good together and he'll come back dammit! /sarcasm

[Cha]

10. lol

[sarah FAILIN]

4. I wish I could be a fly on the wall

Listening to them as they hear all this insanity from the copied cake to the torture to be used. I bet he would give his right arm to come back to save us from this fool.

[Cracklin Charlie]

5. Maybe he will.

[cilla4progress]

6. Wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.

So, posted on FB and going to go make myself a strong drink.

[cwydro]

7. I needed a laugh.

That was great!

[TomJulie]

8. ROTFLOL!! :-) N/T

[BittyJenkins]

9. Comma,

I have always trusted that man. When he was saying goodbye he said that when he left, it was not a period but a comma. I have never felt hope in a comma but I do now.

[Cha]

11. Mahalo, mfcorey!