White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer waged a five-year Twitter feud against Dippin Dots

[cynatnite]

Spicer's war on Dippin Dots/

Before White House Press Secretary began fudging facts, he was fighting...Dippin’ Dots.

Starting in 2010, the man who would become the top spokesman for the President of the United States devoted generous scoops of tweets to attacking the beady frozen treat known as the “Ice Cream of the Future.”

Sean Spicer kept his cream conflict going for five years — stretching through his tenure with the Republican National Committee.

On April 7, 2010, Spicer — then working for Endeavor Global Strategies, a PR firm he cofounded — let it be known to his Twitter flock: “Dippin dots is NOT the ice cream of the future.”

[Blue_Tires]

1. Christ, what an asshole

[dalton99a]

6. Sean Sphincter works for Orange Anus Face

[C_U_L8R]

2. What kind of monster wages a war against ice cream

what is wrong with you people???!!!!

[dalton99a]

3. Sean Sphincter. His college newspaper did not misspell.

[Rustyeye77]

4. Baghdad Sean.

Congrats Sean... it took you only 24 hours and you have no credibility.

and buy a suit that fits you.

[MrScorpio]

5. What is this asshole's major malfunction?

Other than the fact that he's an asshole, of course?

Anger Spice?

FDT.

[Javaman]

7. good to see that he's fighting the good fight against the dippin dots scourge.

what a useless dickhead.

[JDC]

8. Sounds like a Dairy Lobby initiative

[TrekLuver]

9. Excuse Me? What?

[JI7]

10. is this real or satire ?

[cynatnite]

11. New York Daily News. n/t

[Achilleaze]

12. Stock market surges as Dippin Dots sales drive yuuuuge rally

All American Patriotic Phache News - That's right you magillas, a massive surge in sales of Dippin Dots is leading the Stock Market to unfathomable heights, as the SeanSphincter Effect rolls down wall street like a baboon fart.

www.phachenews.moc

[LeftInTX]

13. I think I remember a Dippin Dots feud a few years ago......

[NastyRiffraff]

14. I never heard of Dippin' Dots

but now I want some! Must be good if this asshole hates it.

[cynatnite]

15. They are damn good! I love 'em! n/t

[Oneironaut]

16. lolwut

Is this real? If so, why does he hate Dippin Dots? That seems very odd, unless if I'm missing something.