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Fearless

(18,421 posts)
Sun Jun 24, 2012, 12:44 PM Jun 2012

Attn Republican Lurkers: 102 Things NOT To Do If You Hate Taxes

So, you’re a Republican that hates taxes? Well, since you do not like taxes or government, please kindly do the following.

1. Do not use Medicare.
2. Do not use Social Security
3. Do not become a member of the US military, who are paid with tax dollars.
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5. Do not call 911 when you get hurt.
6. Do not call the police to stop intruders in your home.
7. Do not summon the fire department to save your burning home.
8. Do not drive on any paved road, highway, and interstate or drive on any bridge.
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10. Do not send your kids to public schools.
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23. Do not use the judiciary system for any reason.
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39. Do not buy firearms that wouldn’t have been developed without the support of the US Government and military. That includes most of them.
40. Do not eat USDA inspected produce and meat.

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/06/22/102-things-not-to-do/

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Attn Republican Lurkers: 102 Things NOT To Do If You Hate Taxes (Original Post) Fearless Jun 2012 OP
Saved for future reference. RC Jun 2012 #1
39. The firearms are developed privately by companies or individuals deaniac21 Jun 2012 #2

deaniac21

(6,747 posts)
2. 39. The firearms are developed privately by companies or individuals
Sun Jun 24, 2012, 01:53 PM
Jun 2012

in the hope of getting a huge Military contract. Once that contract is acquired
the governt money pours in.

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