If you got to have dinner with Willard Romney,

[Jamaal510]

what is one thing you would ask him?

[Wait Wut]

1. Duh!

Where does the battery go?

[RKP5637]

2. Why do you hate the United States and the citizens so much? n/t

[Autumn]

3. Have dinner with him? Shit. I wouldn't stand in the same room with

the dumb SOB.

[PCIntern]

4. Could you please pass the foie gras? Nt

[GoneOffShore]

10. And where's the good wine?

And espresso.

[pinboy3niner]

13. To have dinner with Mitt, you're gonna need...

...a bigger bottle!

[Comrade_McKenzie]

5. What kind of judge would pass sentence like that? nt

[femmocrat]

6. Did he buy the cookies at the 7-Eleven?

And just what is this "chocolate goodie"? Did he bake it himself?

[TeamPooka]

7. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Then I'd leave.

[thelordofhell]

8. Where's the Green Jell-O?

[pinboy3niner]

9. Why do you want me to smell the butter?

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

11. Can I get a $77,000 tax deduction for our dressage cats?

[WingDinger]

12. Stop wiping the salt off, it's seasoning, you old bird. Now stay still. Could ya?

[struggle4progress]

14. Dunno. Mebbe "Are you going to try the fugu here?" or "When do you go hunting with Dick Cheney?"

Then, again, mebbe not

Mebbe "Do you mind if I leave early to run some errands?"

[salin]

15. I'd show him a quarter

and ask him if he ever had to scrape around the seat cushions to find enough change to be able to buy food to eat. Then I would ask him why he is so intent on growing the number of Americans for whom that is a reality.