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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump's Inauguration Speech is supposed to be about 20 minutes long -
but I would prefer it in a few bullet points. I don't like a lot of irrelevant information. And I sure as hell don't want to have to listen to twenty minutes of empty talk. I'm like a smart guy, and I don't need all the details. Just the bullet points, OK? Then I can get back to doing important stuff, like binge-watching DVDs and drinking. I just wish he didn't have to interrupt this National Day of Mourning with a damned twenty minute speech. Bullet Points and lots of Beer. That's a good Inauguration Day.
shraby
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(789 posts)GreatCaesarsGhost
(8,585 posts)Ninga
(8,277 posts)until a prescribed time.
Else You Are Mad
(3,040 posts)Of advertisements for his properties.
Stellar
(5,644 posts)to say how great he is.
SamKnause
(13,110 posts)MichMary
(1,714 posts)will contain one of the following words/phrases:
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Believe me
Johonny
(20,889 posts)There's only so many 20 minute moments in your life, don't waste them on this windbag.
onethatcares
(16,186 posts)"i" "love" "beautiful" "the best" "movement"
Patron silver for me. the next 4 years are going to be a blur.
IndianaDave
(612 posts)I really like Patron Silver, too! But on this day - of all days - almost any alcohol with numbing effects will do.
marybourg
(12,635 posts)of the 50's, 60's and 70's for me, and will be for the next 4 years (or less, if we're monumentally lucky. . . or unlucky).
hatrack
(59,592 posts)20 of the longest minutes you'll ever experience, like a rip in space-time.
No, won't be listening.