What are the odds on the Bible bursting into flames

[Island Blue]

when the oath of office is administered today? I'm not a gambler but that seems like it would be a reasonable bet to me.

While I don't believe in wish granting sky fairies, if this were to actually happen, I'd definitely reconsider my beliefs.

[sarah FAILIN]

1. it's a fake bible so it's safe for him to touch

The one his mother gave him as a child over 60 years ago...with no creases or messed up pages that he showed during the election... Probably a bible cover on one of those books he "wrote".

[longship]

2. Marion! Keep your eyes shut!

[TexasProgresive]

3. If anything like that was going to happen it wouldn't be the Bible that flames

It would be a tiny hand that gets scorched.

[bdamomma]

6. probably a coloring book

that's if he even had a childhood.

[Vogon_Glory]

4. Small Odds

Nevertheless, it's fun to imagine Preacher Jeffress's reaction if it did happened after he PRAYED for Brother Donnie and applauded Brother Donnie's shining righteousness.

[Arkansas Granny]

5. I think it would be more likely that it would start raining and

he would fall to the floor crying "I'm melting. I'm melting " while the flying monkeys danced and shrieked.

[DetlefK]

7. Considering that roughly half the descriptions of "The Beast" match Trump...

No, really. I checked it myself. About half what is said about "The Beast" in the Bible can be applied to Trump.

[Lucinda]

8. People are making a strong argument for his son in law too