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John Mulaney on Donald Trump
Donald Trump is not just a rich man. Donald Trump is what a hobo imagines a rich man to be. He was walking in the alley one day, and heard this:
"Oh boy oh boy, as soon as my numbers come in, I am going to put up tall buildings with my name on 'em. I'll have fine, golden hair, and a tv show where I fire people with my children."
Donald Trump was like, "That is how I'm going to live my life. Thank you, hobo, for the life plan."
