Trump Now Buying Facebook Ads Begging People To Come Watch Him Be President

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BY REBECCA FISHBEIN

Donald Trump is having a little trouble getting people to come to his Softly Sensual Doomsday Hellmouth Inauguration Spectacular on Friday. Though one might assume folks would turn out in droves to watch 3 Doors Down serenade us into our new post-facts utopia, it appears Team Trump is expecting a much smaller turnout than Obama got in 2009, and now the President-elect is using targeted advertising on Facebook to PERSONALLY INVITE all of you to watch the Earth burn.

Marina Cockenberg of The Tonight Show first spotted Trump's despy inauguration ad last night, and did the hard work of clicking that little "Why Am I Seeing This Ad" button to find out why Team Trump had its eyes on her...

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http://gothamist.com/2017/01/17/trump_despy_softly_sensual.php

The Humiliation continues.....

[blueseas]

1. HA HA HA HA

[dalton99a]

2. Very sad

[bdamomma]

3. he is a desperate little man/child

[Aviation Pro]

4. Two words: 'Fuck' and 'you'

Your 'presidency' is irrelevant before it even starts, you compromised Soviet agent.

[NightWatcher]

5. Dude, we should all go, sit in the same section, and lose our shit at the same time.

DU Meetup. Let's do it.

[Snarkoleptic]

6. The forecast calls for 'showers'.

Just sayin'

[ThePatriots]

7. Further proof that Facebook realizes their users are too far down the rabbit hole to protest

They could make people wear shock collars that go off every time they get a reply and they wouldn't lose a single user. Same as Donny's "I could just start killing people and not lose any support" anecdote.