Trump: "My replacement for Obamacare is almost ready"

[left-of-center2012]

My morning local news this morning reported that Trump said (or tweeted?) that his replacement for Obamacare is "almost ready".
I don't think he's told Congress yet.

[Bengus81]

1. I call ANYTHING that clown puts out Cheeto Care

Well yeah,it would only take five or ten minutes on that "plan" of his. Here it is....start SAVING for your heart surgery or cancer treatments NOW!!

[blue cat]

2. He will plagiarize ACA

Change a few things and call it Trumpcare.

[Butterflylady]

3. And along will "almost" take?

My guess is never.

[Vinca]

4. When should I expect the bottle of aspirin and box of Bandaids?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. 10% off all sales at Trump: The Pharmacy. nt

[SticksnStones]

5. If he really wants to screw with our minds...

He'll present single payer...

He's enough of a salesman to get his base to agree with him and liberals and Obama would have to say nice stuff about him.

Plus, you know he dying to name something after himself. That's in his DNA ~

[Bengus81]

7. How exactly does that work?

[SticksnStones]

12. It was a tongue-in-cheek response

Not a literal game plan

Peace ~

[superpatriotman]

6. It's with Obama's top secret birth certificate investigation

And all stuff he knows about hacking, and all the other items he stores in his ass.

[longship]

8. Uhhhm! Let me guess... "NOTHING!!!! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!" nt

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. He's been working on this in between teeets, victory tours and calls

to foreign leaders. Repugs haven't been able to come up with a plan in 6 yrs

All they needed was the help of a failed bankrupt BIDnessman

[livetohike]

10. Did he create that in between tweets? I don't believe he

has anything ready on anything.

[dalton99a]

11. He singlehandedly wrote the new improved ACA in his spare time while watching Netflix/porn

"My I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it!"