Trump issues strange new order for the White House kitchen.

[Botany]

From now on they are not allowed to serve garbanzo beans but
they have to serve chick peas instead.

[Achilleaze]

1. And borscht, of course of course

[Chasstev365]

2. Sounds like a request right out of Spinal Tap

[C_U_L8R]

3. It's how Trump gets that golden glow

chick peas on his face

[gordianot]

4. I thought for a moment there were going to be taste testers.

Followed by close medical monitoring.

[spinbaby]

5. From the Onion?

So hard to tell nowadays.

[longship]

6. Homage to Nathan Poe.

This is a minor extension of Poe's Law.

Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake for the genuine article.

Simply replace "Creationist" with "GOP political ideologue". There ya go.

[jmowreader]

7. The White House kitchen already has enough strange orders coming

You've got to feed this asshole like a little kid. I'm going to assume that if something besides cheese pizza or hot dogs shows up on his table he'll push it aside and throw a tantrum on Twitter.

[malaise]

8. Orders or

odors?

[billh58]

9. That's why El Trumpo

is repealing Obamacare, but is leaving the ACA alone.

[nini]

10. I'd bet money he brings his own cooks in anyway

I feel so bad for those white house employees