Healthcare outlook from GOP

[HassleCat]

I don't have details, but I have learned the names of some of the programs and policies that will replace the ACA. You can set up a new medical savings account under the Personal Insurance Savings System. Your medical bills may be lower if you participate in the Cost Reduction Adjustment Program. You may be required to do your own diagnosis for minor illnesses, but you have to qualify by taking Special High Intensity Training. And your final expenses, if our new system let's you down in the end, could be covered by the Funeral, Undertaker and Cremation Kiln Deal.

[area51]

1. You're bad.