Report: No one is sure if Ken Bone will be at the inauguration

[underpants]

[WhiteTara]

1. Maybe he is still trying to sew up his pants

and that takes a lot of effort?

[underpants]

6. I'll be looking for a red sweater in the crowd

Okay that's not true, I won't be watching.

[malchickiwick]

2. His Warholian-alloted time in the limelight has expired.

[underpants]

4. I don't know

since Jennifer Holliday has bailed on performing I think Mr. Bone could be sitting anxiously by the phone.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Well, that proves it

Investigative journalism is dead.

[underpants]

5. In honor of Mr. Bone

I am currently wearing a red sweatshirt. Not a sweater (only the Bone Man can rock that). I call it the "casual Bone" look.

[pinboy3niner]

7. In honor of MFM...

Well, you know.

[Historic NY]

8. Does he sing?

perhaps karaoke or lip snyc.