Creative DUers: Please caption this super classy picture of the 45th President of the United States.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

And yes, it's all too very real:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3913524/The-extraordinary-intimate-Trump-family-photos-THRIFT-SHOP-showing-Donald-s-softer-side.html

[Else You Are Mad]

1. Oh God!

I will never be able to close my eyes again.

[a kennedy]

2. OMGawd......

ditto to

[muntrv]

3. Looks like a bad 70s porno.

[rug]

6. Where's the donkey?

[MFM008]

10. It is

[Angry Dragon]

4. reminds me of the picture of Mitt on the beach and of Brown posing nude

repubs do like to pose .............. just a bunch of posers

[ret5hd]

5. What a naughty little seductress!

[tenorly]

7. 'C'mon Vlad, you big stud you.'

'Make this ass yours.'

[underpants]

8. Oh yeah. The robe is stolen.

Hey if I'm gonna actually pay for a room I'm getting something out of it! By the way, do you need an iron? I've got one for cheap.

[democratisphere]

9. What's up with pink and flowered bedding?

[Pantagruel]

11. Seriously tiny

hands!!!

[boston bean]

12. Come closer. I can't reach your pssy!

[hlthe2b]

13. Just waiting for Detectives Stabler & Benson to slap the cuffs on him...

and can hardly wait for Dr. Wong's psych assessment. (Law & Order, SUV, for those not following)...



sigh...

[Greybnk48]

14. Putie Put is on his way! n/t

[muntrv]

15. "Who's your Vladdy? You're my Vladdy!"

[hibbing]

16. Do I make you horny?

[Vinca]

17. Don at the no tell hotel. Only $20 an hour.

[MuseRider]

21. Exactly.

This is not a room that a Trump ever "slept" in. A cord hanging down the wall for a light? Sure.

[mercuryblues]

18. can someone

photo shop a horses head in the bed with him?

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. The latest in Klan loungewear, sans hood

[myrna minx]

20. I thought backpage shut this down?

[annabanana]

22. What I want to know is..

WHO took that picture?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

23. ...............

[blm]

24. Just douched and I'm lying here ready for you, Vladimir.

.

[red dog 1]

25. "So what if you're only 12-years-old - take the picture, then I'll take one of you..

..you do want to become a model, don't you?"

[Doreen]

26. It looks like a girls room.

Do you see him having flowers on his pillow?

[3catwoman3]

27. Is this the...

...soft seduction that was just announced as the tone for the upcoming "ignoration?"

Eye bleach, STAT!

[Cracklin Charlie]

28. Barf

Those pillow slips are hideous.

[pansypoo53219]

29. eew. i need help on RUMP & the greedy bunch. ala brady bunch.