Don't ever say that I reject great ideas

[MrScorpio]

Earlier I posted a form letter for trolls and sought advice and observations from all of you:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002841957

First of all, I appreciate all of the input, of which was extremely insightful as expected.

However, one suggestion kept popping up, which was to write a shorter reply. Now although the original form letter was written in a such way to fit the purpose for which I explained in the thread, obviously shorter replies have their place too.

So, in response to the shorter reply crowd, I'm showing you some examples of those that I've thought up and hopefully you can all let me know your opinion of these as well.

Great battles are fought with great arsenals. So, here we go:

The Jesus Loves You Response:

Jesus loves you, baby!

The Slightly Expanded Jesus Loves You Response:

Have you excepted Jesus as your personal savior? You are in my prayers. May God bless and keep you.

The Ecumenical Loves You Response (Choose one):

Allah, Yahweh, Jehovah, Buddha, Bhagwaan, Waheguru, Vishnu, Gitche Manitou, Tenri-O-no-Mikoto or Ahura Mazda loves you, baby!

The Medical Emergency Response:

Sorry, but your post came out garbled and doesn't make any sense. Are you having a seizure right now? Please call 911 right away!

More Medical Advice:

Please up your Lithium dosage. Thank you.

The Shocking Similarity Response:

I've got this neighbor, he's Aryan Nations and he said the same exact thing as you the other day. That man scares me.

The Historical Response:

Obviously, you have one of the greatest minds of the 13th Century.

The Not Home For The Holidays Response:

I take this to mean that we won't be sending you any Christmas Cards.

And last but not least, my fave; The Irrefutable Proof Response:

See, a post like yours is definitive proof about why we can never have nice things.

[irisblue]

1. please, may I borrow some of these?

[MrScorpio]

2. Take 'em

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