Donald, hate to break it to you...

[kpete]

In fact, Peter Marx, owner of Saks Jandel, a D.C. area boutique, told PEOPLE that there have been fewer people seeking inaugural gowns.

“There’s never been less demand for inaugural ballgowns in my 38 years,” Marx told PEOPLE.

“Never ever has it been less for the inaugural.”

http://people.com/politics/d-c-dress-shops-dispute-trumps-claim-that-they-are-sold-out-for-inauguration-theres-never-been-less-demand/

[pinboy3niner]

1. Ouch!

That's gonna leave a mark.

[Old Vet]

6. Back at ya Trumpster............

[Xipe Totec]

2. There is, however, a run on earplugs and barf bags. nt

[malaise]

3. Poor Groper Don the Con

He can't make people love him

[angstlessk]

4. Well, he did say they were all sold out!!!

His first foray into DC is to make the retail industry ANGRY!

[spanone]

5. liar-in-chief strikes again

[smirkymonkey]

10. God, I hate that stupid, ugly, orange face of his.

Is there any photo of him anywhere where he looks like a dignified human being? He always looks like the biggest asshole on the planet.

[Johnny Noshoes]

11. Well...

HE IS the biggest asshole on the planet.

[central scrutinizer]

7. Marketing ploy

He's trying to get the orange one to fire off a 4:00 am tweet directed at him and his store. Sales will soon skyrocket

[AndyTiedye]

8. Ivanka Trumpwear Required

Likely the only purveyor of inaugural wear that will be doing well is Ivanka Trump.
Wearing anything else would be a costly faux pas.

[smirkymonkey]

9. Bwaahahahah!

[keithbvadu2]

12. Checking the wrong city

"Organizers have announced that Donald Trump will attend two inaugural balls during his first week in office.
One in Washington, D.C. and then, of course, the real one in Moscow."

---Seth Meyers

[NastyRiffraff]

13. And he'll have the largest crowd EVAH!

If you count the protestors, that is. And the best celebrities! Oh wait...

[Ilsa]

14. Maybe the billionaires are going to

Paris and Milan for their ballwear ¤¤¤. (?) The aides, interns, etc can go to JC Penneys.



¤¤¤ Huh huh huh. She said "ballwear." Huh huh huh

[roamer65]

15. I hear there's a big demand for robes.

KKK robes.

[Cha]

16. If that isn't pretty damn perfect!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

17. So, the Pathological-Liar-in Chief claimed they were sold out?

Is there anything that cretin will not lie about in his never-ending campaign of self-aggrandizement???!!!