My New Years wish for the president-elect
4 hours after the ball drops down the pole on One Times Square tonight, after everyone clears out of there....and just as Bloated Orange returns to NYC in the middle of the night, fresh from his goofy New Years Eve fiasco in Florida.....I wish that the the ball rolls off the building, sending it flying through the air, glancing off 3 or 4 awnings on the way down, gracefully bouncing on the street without injuring anyone, bounces down 7th Ave, careens off a fire hydrant at a right angle, rolls down W 46th St, ricochets off the side of a dumpster which sends it rolling up 6th Ave, slams into a parked garbage truck which results in sending it down W 57th St, bounces off the side of the Tiffany & Co building, rolls down 5th Ave...then, picking up steam, rolls in front of Trump Tower where a limo has just dropped off someone, smashes into an ugly orange monster with puke-yellow hair & beady little eyes, continues rolling with President-elect Orange Moron hanging onto the side of the New Years ball like sticky velcro, rolling faster and faster, gaining momentum all the time, heads straight for the Atlantic Ocean, crashes into the surf, gets caught in a riptide and heads out to sea, bouncing in the waves like a big round bobber, floats past Jones Beach and Fire Island with the orange blob still adhered to the side of the New Years ball like glue, never stopping until it drifts onto the rocky shores of a tiny uninhabited island in the North Atlantic where the orange sociopath spends the rest of his sorry days in abject isolation where he can no longer scam or harm anyone, left alone on that island forever with only the New Years ball to keep him company, which he nicknames Wilson because he can't think of anything else, and he is left there only to make tweeting sounds with squawking sea gulls for the rest of his miserable days....while the rest of us live out our lives in relative peace and harmony.
Sound far fetched? Well, if that asshole can become president, then anything is possible!
Happy New Year!
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but I was afraid that the ball with him attached to it might plug up one end of the tunnel and cause early morning gridlock in the city. 
Visualize a turtle or snake, where the lower as well as the upper lid moves to squint or meet in the middle.
