Which D-lister will emerge as the headliner for the tedious tangerine toddler's inaugural?

[11 Bravo]

I hear that Gallagher, Carrot Top, Chyna, and a Cowsills tribute band are among the latest to tell him to piss the fuck off.

[Angry Dragon]

1. Nugent will certainly be there

[angrychair]

2. Scott Baio

Doing spoken word poetry on the virtues of ripping away healthcare from the poor and elderly and children.

[Blue Shoes]

3. My money is on Duck Dynasty making an appearance. nt

[TlalocW]

4. Well, if you're talking about Chyna the wrestler

She was one of the celebrities taken from us in 2016.

Gallagher has apparently gone from wacky prop comic to bitter, angry, old man... So he could've fit in.

TlalocW

[crazycatlady]

6. Maybe Blac Chyna?

THe only thing I know about her is that she has a daughter with the Kardashian brother.

[Takket]

5. i went to Syracuse University

we are the "Orangemen". Maybe our marching band and Otto the orange will show up.

I hope not.

[Skittles]

7. I shudder to think

certainly no one who gives a damn about their "career"

[madinmaryland]

8. Liberty University's and Bob Jones University's choirs will probably be there.

[Squinch]

9. A plate-spinning Chachi. In spangles. Followed by the big number done by two hostile Rockettes.

[madinmaryland]

10. John Ashcroft??

[Vinca]

11. OMG - I never thought there would be a perfect venue for Ashcroft's act. ROFL.

Maybe they could put him on after the dancing bear, but before the juggling seals.

[madinmaryland]

12. Don't forget about Pat Boone. BTW, the handlers for the dancing bear and

juggling seals probably would not be interested in having the animals perform for *Rump.

[Xolodno]

13. No D-lister will get caught dead being at the inaguration.

They are already begging for work, being at Trump's inauguration is career suicide. The only talent I could see doing it would be those well past their prime and don't need the money....but they won't get invited because during their act, could "voice" their opinions of Trump.

[calguy]

14. Maybe Mike Huckabee can play his bass

all by himself.

[KamaAina]

15. "tedious tangerine toddler" FTW!