OK, this global warming is out of control

[marmar]

[slackmaster]

1. They laughed at the people who said the Greenhouse Effect would make Earth just like Venus

They all laughed.

[AverageJoe90]

5. LOL.

In all honesty, though, it can't happen. There is a writer's clique that I'm a part of that has a phrase to describe such things......"Alien Space Bats". =)

Anyway, it's just a small mistake. No biggie.

[4th law of robotics]

2. Is it at least a dry heat?

[Motown_Johnny]

3. it says "Isolated Shower"

I'm not sure exactly what it is that is showering if the temperature is 773 Fahrenheit . Maybe lead or iron.

[4th law of robotics]

4. Better take one of those cartoon unbrellas

the ones that can stop an anvil.

[Motown_Johnny]

6. funny

but, umm.... I must point out that the fourth law of robotics was actually the zeroth law. So are you going for the 3rd, which would really be the 4th or for the 0th which was the fourth one to be thought of?

[4th law of robotics]

10. My own

so you have:


1) A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2) A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3) A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws

and later . . .

0. A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

The 4th law, which asimov was never able to explain while he was alive states: all evil robots intending to break laws 0-2 must have glowing red eyes.

It's a very practical law and covers any robots that have figured out loopholes.

[Motown_Johnny]

11. What about the color blind? Or persons who are visually impaired?

I suppose they are just left to be victimized by the glowing red eyes?

[4th law of robotics]

12. Yes they are

I consider those lifestyle choices that are both impractical and immoral. The robots can do as they wish with them.

[Motown_Johnny]

14. Bleh, any robot who is evil won't be bound by the laws anyways.

So why would they follow your new one?

[4th law of robotics]

16. Because it's the law and . . . ah damn!

[TBMASE]

7. Hot as an oven

Make sure to coat your delicious face with butter and savory spices

[Javaman]

8. Pfft! You've never been to Texas in August. nt

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. Weather forecast for Venus

Who knew?

[smokey nj]

13. 95 will feel much cooler after a day or two in the 700s.

[surrealAmerican]

15. What would a modern city look like at that temperature?

I'm guessing they're using an old photo in the background here.


Thanks for the laugh.

[Broderick]

17. LMAO!!!

[MineralMan]

18. That's what happens with new interns at the station.

It's a cartoon every June.