"Yes It Can...Get Worse"

[kpete]

"You have a lot of chicken here in Frankenmuth. Oh yeah, chicken and, you know, noodles. It's good German food right here. What a wonderful place...This is so much fun. It's so much fun running for president... To all be together on a morning like this and to be in the bright sunshine and in a beautiful place and to be running for president with your help."

"This is not about me. You're not here because I'm some spectacular speaker, you all know that. You're not here because the Republican Party is the answer to all things, you know better than that. You know, instead, that this is America. And America is the answer to all good things."

http://www.commondreams.org/further/2012/06/20-6

[Enrique]

1. please stop saying WaWas

from Letterman:

Time now for a segment we call, "Mitt Romney: Please Stop Saying Wawa's"
Wawa is a simple convenient store found up and down the east coast. We see Mitt trying to connect with the common people.
MITT: "By the way, where do you get your hoagies . . . do you get them at Wawas?
MITT: "Well, I went to a place called Wawas . . . you ever been to a Wawas?"
MITT: "Well, we went to Wawas . . ."
MITT: "Then I was at a Wawas . . . . "
I'm not sure, but a bit later I think Romney said, "I golf with Mr. Wawa . . . ."

[catbyte]

2. OH.MY.GOD.

Romney is not human. Who talks like that? Seriously. Yeah, Frankenmuth is famous for chicken and, er, noodles. It's not as good as it used to be, but what is? Did he mention Bronner's Christmas Store? I could just hear him now: "I just love looking at all the, er, um, Santa-related objects that hang from the trees which are the right height..."



Christ on a cracker. I have a slogan for him: "Romney, the Dangerous Douche Bag."



Diane
Anishinaabe in MI & mom to Taz & Nigel, members of Dogs Against Romney, Cat Division
"Dogs Aren’t Luggage--HISS!”

[Brickbat]

3. "The Republican Party is the answer to all things."

Well, that's not creepy at all.

[xxqqqzme]

4. he is certainly is

obsessed with fun. Every place, everything is FUN! And he says 'fun' w/ a plastic smile through gritted teeth.



Back in '04 we had a life sized cardboard stand-up. cut out of Howard Dean, we named it 'Flat Howard'. rmoney could take lessons for years and he still wouldn't have the dimension and personality that Flat Howard did.